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janeybriggs ([personal profile] janeybriggs) wrote in [community profile] hs_olympics 2012-06-26 11:15 am (UTC)

Kanaya: Examine FRIGHTFUL BEASTIE (FILL: TEAM KARKAT<3KARKAT)




The monster, you note, is about FOURTEEN FEET TALL, AQUAMARINE in color, and leaving a trail of SLIME AND FALLEN TREES in its path. Its eyes are many and angry-looking, and the same can be said for the monster's teeth. There are long tentacles stretching from various parts of its body, as well as a number of shorter, almost grub-like legs, on which the monster walks towards you.

You instantly regret not bringing your CHAINSAW. Technically, you're forbidden from bringing your chainsaw to school, or to meetings with your WRITING CLUB, or, really, anywhere else where ACCIDENTALLY OR NOT-SO-ACCIDENTALLY DISMEMBERING SOMEONE is a possibility. You weren't even allowed to take it to gardening club, but sometimes you still bring it along, hidden in your makeup bag.

Today, however, is not one of those days. You are UNARMED, your phone is dead, and the monster is staring at you as if it wants to maim or seriously injure you. It's clear that you need to come up with some kind of PLAN.


> Kanaya: Come up with a plan

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