Yes, this a sound, simple, solid plan! Blindly attacking always works.
You hurl yourself at your beautiful opponent with an epic cry. You have vanquished dragons, defeated volcanoes, and fought death to a stand still! Not even she will stand in your way.
If you weren’t utterly focused on the action-movie reflexes of barrelling through the distance between you and swinging your pistols, it might occur to you to wonder why she doesn’t draw out a weapon, and instead sits there and grins like the evil queen before the brave heroes throw her down her throne.
But let’s not count on it, you’re not the brightest bulb in the box.
You are however a real-life action hero dashing toward your goal, and your keen senses zoom in to the glittering handful of many-faceted objects she takes out from a pocket.
>Jake: Blindly attack foe! (FILL: TEAM PARCELPYXIS)
You hurl yourself at your beautiful opponent with an epic cry. You have vanquished dragons, defeated volcanoes, and fought death to a stand still! Not even she will stand in your way.
If you weren’t utterly focused on the action-movie reflexes of barrelling through the distance between you and swinging your pistols, it might occur to you to wonder why she doesn’t draw out a weapon, and instead sits there and grins like the evil queen before the brave heroes throw her down her throne.
But let’s not count on it, you’re not the brightest bulb in the box.
You are however a real-life action hero dashing toward your goal, and your keen senses zoom in to the glittering handful of many-faceted objects she takes out from a pocket.
Dice?
No, that’d be silly.
>Vriska: Counterattack