"Well how the fuck am I supposed to react when you wait until the last minute to tell me that our objective is to steal the FUCKING DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE. It's not like they have a ridiculous amount of securty measures involved to prevent this sort of thing from even happening! An amount that is APPARENTLY far too large for your idiotic minds to even fathom! Did you expect me to go, 'wow! this is truly the greatest idea that you two have ever come up with!' In the long, long list of horrible ideas that you two have squeezed out from your malformed think pans over the years, this is by FAR the worst."
"That's really what you think about our ideas? That's not what you were saying last night." Vriska smirks at you, and John does the chuckle thing that doesn't distract you in the slightest.
"AAAAUGH. You two are literally the worst thing that the universe ever came up with."
"Come oooooooon, Karkat! What's life without a little excitement?" Vriska wraps an arm around you, and points to the sky. "There aren't any forces in the world that can stop us! I've got all the luck, and together, we have all the beauty, brains, and talent!"
"You're the beauty," John chimes in.
"AAAAAUUUUUGH. OKAY, I'll do it, if only to get you two to stop making these pathetic attempts at speeches. If it was up to you to motivate groups with your rhetoric, we would have died even before we even started out on our first heist."
"But you don't even know the plan!" John notes.
"...Fine. Just go over what we're doing then, so I actually know how to best convince you guys not to screw up, as hopeless of an effort as that may be."
>Karkat: React as it truly deserves (FILL: TEAM JOHN<3ROSE)
"Well how the fuck am I supposed to react when you wait until the last minute to tell me that our objective is to steal the FUCKING DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE. It's not like they have a ridiculous amount of securty measures involved to prevent this sort of thing from even happening! An amount that is APPARENTLY far too large for your idiotic minds to even fathom! Did you expect me to go, 'wow! this is truly the greatest idea that you two have ever come up with!' In the long, long list of horrible ideas that you two have squeezed out from your malformed think pans over the years, this is by FAR the worst."
"That's really what you think about our ideas? That's not what you were saying last night." Vriska smirks at you, and John does the chuckle thing that doesn't distract you in the slightest.
"AAAAUGH. You two are literally the worst thing that the universe ever came up with."
"Come oooooooon, Karkat! What's life without a little excitement?" Vriska wraps an arm around you, and points to the sky. "There aren't any forces in the world that can stop us! I've got all the luck, and together, we have all the beauty, brains, and talent!"
"You're the beauty," John chimes in.
"AAAAAUUUUUGH. OKAY, I'll do it, if only to get you two to stop making these pathetic attempts at speeches. If it was up to you to motivate groups with your rhetoric, we would have died even before we even started out on our first heist."
"But you don't even know the plan!" John notes.
"...Fine. Just go over what we're doing then, so I actually know how to best convince you guys not to screw up, as hopeless of an effort as that may be."
>John: Go over the plan.