You turn on your computer, and are surprised to find that you have been pestered. This is somewhat disturbing, as you have never, to your knowledge, installed Pesterchum, nor any other pestering system. You briefly ponder whether to open the message, but it's an easy decision. You're the author of the comic! You're in control! Nothing bad could happen to...

LE: HELLO HUSSIE
LE: I WANT TO PLAY A GAME

=> Hussie: Respond to this asshole.