Hmm... it seems you have a light load today. All you have is one letter for Ms. Andrea Paint of 10 Can Drive, one letter for Dr. David Bri- OH NO.
There is a HOLE in your MAIL BAG measuring nearly half its width! Has that been there since you left the POST OFFICE? Good thing you caught it at the start of your route! You whip around and, sure enough, the streets behind you are littered with letters. You can barely bring yourself to look at the horrific scene- it is any upstanding PARCEL MISTRESS's worst nightmare.
But how could this have happened? Your bag isn't too old, and it's not coming apart along a seam. You doubt you ripped it by accident- the bag is too durable for you to have ripped so large a hole without noticing. No, there is only one possible explanation for this catastrophe:
SABOTAGE.
Some unscrupulous citizen wants to subvert their neighbors' rights to the safe and efficient transportation of private parcels! The MONSTER. The only thought stronger in your mind than that of bringing this scoundrel to JUSTICE at the hands of the town's AUTHORITY REGULATOR is your steadfast attention to your DUTY. You've never lost a letter, and you don't plan on starting today.
> PM: Check mail bag. (FILL: TEAM BRO<3GRANDPA)
There is a HOLE in your MAIL BAG measuring nearly half its width! Has that been there since you left the POST OFFICE? Good thing you caught it at the start of your route! You whip around and, sure enough, the streets behind you are littered with letters. You can barely bring yourself to look at the horrific scene- it is any upstanding PARCEL MISTRESS's worst nightmare.
But how could this have happened? Your bag isn't too old, and it's not coming apart along a seam. You doubt you ripped it by accident- the bag is too durable for you to have ripped so large a hole without noticing. No, there is only one possible explanation for this catastrophe:
SABOTAGE.
Some unscrupulous citizen wants to subvert their neighbors' rights to the safe and efficient transportation of private parcels! The MONSTER. The only thought stronger in your mind than that of bringing this scoundrel to JUSTICE at the hands of the town's AUTHORITY REGULATOR is your steadfast attention to your DUTY. You've never lost a letter, and you don't plan on starting today.
> PM: Pick up trail of letters.