Dave: i said Dave: that Dave: painfully uncool chumps get koi fish tramp stamps permanently tattooed on their bodies in this very store daily so hey why the fuck shouldnt i be able to handle it Dave: im just saying i would probably be able to handle it a lot better if you ran over to the bar across the street and got me an appletini
You're not chickening out now, no way. A Strider isn't afraid of a little pain. Back when you lived at home you strifed with your brother daily, and you have the scars to prove it. Like tattoos celebrating the pain you felt and the lessons you learned. So totally sweet. But not as sweet as the real tattoo you're getting today. If only Karkat would help you get some alcohol in your bloodstream before it's your turn and your fate is in the frankly horrifying hands of Marcus the tattoo guy.
Karkat: I'M NOT GETTING YOU AN APPLETINI, DICKHEAD. Dave: please Dave: please please please Dave: ill stop trying to strife with the coachsurfers Karkat: STRIDER, YOU ARE PATHETIC.
> Dave: Think about the totally sweet tattoo you're getting
> Dave: Tell her what you really said (FILL: TEAM KARKAT<3KARKAT)
Dave: that
Dave: painfully uncool chumps get koi fish tramp stamps permanently tattooed on their bodies in this very store daily so hey why the fuck shouldnt i be able to handle it
Dave: im just saying i would probably be able to handle it a lot better if you ran over to the bar across the street and got me an appletini
You're not chickening out now, no way. A Strider isn't afraid of a little pain. Back when you lived at home you strifed with your brother daily, and you have the scars to prove it. Like tattoos celebrating the pain you felt and the lessons you learned. So totally sweet. But not as sweet as the real tattoo you're getting today. If only Karkat would help you get some alcohol in your bloodstream before it's your turn and your fate is in the frankly horrifying hands of Marcus the tattoo guy.
Karkat: I'M NOT GETTING YOU AN APPLETINI, DICKHEAD.
Dave: please
Dave: please please please
Dave: ill stop trying to strife with the coachsurfers
Karkat: STRIDER, YOU ARE PATHETIC.
> Dave: Think about the totally sweet tattoo you're getting