You knew, of course, that both Rose and her mother were going to come to visit. You were even excited to meet Ms. Lalonde, as anyone who could have raised such a lovely friend of John's must be quite a lovely person themselves. But you were not prepared for this! You have never seen such a classy, suave woman in your life, and one has certainly never stood on your porch. Her scarf flutters in the wind, only accentuating her self-assured stance.

It occurs to you that you should probably greet the Lalondes, as you would hate to be considered rude!

You would also hate for it to seem as though you were staring at Ms. Lalonde, as that is definitely not a thing that any stately gentleman such as yourself would ever do.

Ahem.

==> Dad: Greet your guests.