Well, you aren't sure yourself exactly how you got here, but you remember the last thing you were doing before then! You were celebrating John's birthday at his house. And he was right in the middle of telling one of his favorite Karkat jokes when...
The lights went out! You could still barely see because of your god-tier-y glow, which is probably why you got knocked out first.
And then the next thing you knew, you were here and you read a weird note but... hey! Didn't you just say what you were doing was TOP! SECRET!? In all caps! And with added exclamation marks! That means no details at all!
So there's no point in being you right now. Better try being somebody else.
Jade: Remember (FILL: TEAM JOHN<3VRISKA)
Well, you aren't sure yourself exactly how you got here, but you remember the last thing you were doing before then! You were celebrating John's birthday at his house. And he was right in the middle of telling one of his favorite Karkat jokes when...
The lights went out! You could still barely see because of your god-tier-y glow, which is probably why you got knocked out first.
And then the next thing you knew, you were here and you read a weird note but... hey! Didn't you just say what you were doing was TOP! SECRET!? In all caps! And with added exclamation marks! That means no details at all!
So there's no point in being you right now. Better try being somebody else.
> Be somebody else