You are uu, and you are bored. There is simply not a game to be had today, nor will anyone indulge your demands for more... affectionate... requests. You guess you could go up to the surface, but you've already thrown all the rocks within reach at the hideous statues, and there's no point going up there if you can't try for property damage.
You wonder what your waste of space sister does on days like this.
Oh, yeah. That.
Well, it's a good thing that you're too smart to fritter away your precious time writing stupid stories about idiots.
...........
How does that sort of fuckrubbish usually start? Wait, that's right...
New Dirk<3uu Game (FILL: TEAM GAMZEE<>KARKAT)
You wonder what your waste of space sister does on days like this.
Oh, yeah. That.
Well, it's a good thing that you're too smart to fritter away your precious time writing stupid stories about idiots.
...........
How does that sort of fuckrubbish usually start? Wait, that's right...
==>ONCE uPON A TIME.