You are DOC SCRATCH, friendly neighborhood ice cream connoisseur. You work for the FELT ICE CREAM BUSINESS, and your specialty flavor is FELT CHOCOLATE CHIP. Some have complained about experiencing weird time phenomena while consuming your ice cream, but you assure them that the effects are short term. And, from the perspective of an immortal being such as yourself, they are indeed short term. You like selling ice cream to the naïve children of the neighborhood, and if you are so inclined, you may hand out ice cream to charming young ladies for free.
Lately, though, a rival ice cream business THE MIDNIGHT CREW has popped up, and their ice cream STAB ME CHERRY has become a big hit. Business has gone down for you, and...
One moment, please.
Huh?
I do appreciate the effort in trying to craft a story that prominantly features me. However, I find the lackluster set up for the story to be quite tiresome. Now, please excuse me. I have a business to run, and little girls to give away treats to. As ice cream connoisseurs go, I am simply the best there is.
New GEN Game (FILL: TEAM JOHN<3ROSE)
You are DOC SCRATCH, friendly neighborhood ice cream connoisseur. You work for the FELT ICE CREAM BUSINESS, and your specialty flavor is FELT CHOCOLATE CHIP. Some have complained about experiencing weird time phenomena while consuming your ice cream, but you assure them that the effects are short term. And, from the perspective of an immortal being such as yourself, they are indeed short term. You like selling ice cream to the naïve children of the neighborhood, and if you are so inclined, you may hand out ice cream to charming young ladies for free.
Lately, though, a rival ice cream business THE MIDNIGHT CREW has popped up, and their ice cream STAB ME CHERRY has become a big hit. Business has gone down for you, and...
One moment, please.
Huh?
I do appreciate the effort in trying to craft a story that prominantly features me.
However, I find the lackluster set up for the story to be quite tiresome.
Now, please excuse me. I have a business to run, and little girls to give away treats to.
As ice cream connoisseurs go, I am simply the best there is.
Be the rival business.