You imagine your future as a prosperous human family unit, raising a healthy growing egg.
TEREZI: ROS3 MY B34UT1FUL HUM4N M4T3SPR1T 1 4M HOM3 NOW 4ND H4V3 BROUGHT W1TH M3 TH3 CUR3D 4ND S4LT3D O1NKB34ST FL3SH. ROSE: Ah, yes, I can see that. While I've doubtless stayed home alone, cleaning up after my terrible alien wife and our strange rotund child, an aberration whose unchanging face haunts my every waking moment. ROSE: Every moment I long for escape. To finally make something of myself, to free myself from the cloying spittle-smelling floral apron of our marriage. ROSE: Young Egg Lalonde-Pyrope will slowly wither under the weight of so much matrimonial discontent. We will drift away from each other. ROSE: Ours will be a broken family. ROSE: Poor Egg. Such a bright future, such a dark mind. ROSE: I imagine the therapist bills will be massive. TEREZI: WOW TH1S GOT D4RK F4ST. TEREZI: DO W3 PULL OUR M4T3SPR1TSH1P TOG3TH3R 4T TH3 L4ST M1NUT3 TO S4VE OUR 3GGY CH1LD? ROSE: Prognosis is doubtful.
Clearly more strategizing is necessary to ensure that your cluckbeast produce child grows up in a safe and loving environment.
>Terezi: Contemplate your combined future as lusii. (FILL: Team Dave<3Rose<3Terezi)
TEREZI: ROS3 MY B34UT1FUL HUM4N M4T3SPR1T 1 4M HOM3 NOW 4ND H4V3 BROUGHT W1TH M3 TH3 CUR3D 4ND S4LT3D O1NKB34ST FL3SH.
ROSE: Ah, yes, I can see that. While I've doubtless stayed home alone, cleaning up after my terrible alien wife and our strange rotund child, an aberration whose unchanging face haunts my every waking moment.
ROSE: Every moment I long for escape. To finally make something of myself, to free myself from the cloying spittle-smelling floral apron of our marriage.
ROSE: Young Egg Lalonde-Pyrope will slowly wither under the weight of so much matrimonial discontent. We will drift away from each other.
ROSE: Ours will be a broken family.
ROSE: Poor Egg. Such a bright future, such a dark mind.
ROSE: I imagine the therapist bills will be massive.
TEREZI: WOW TH1S GOT D4RK F4ST.
TEREZI: DO W3 PULL OUR M4T3SPR1TSH1P TOG3TH3R 4T TH3 L4ST M1NUT3 TO S4VE OUR 3GGY CH1LD?
ROSE: Prognosis is doubtful.
>TEREZI + ROSE: Name the egg already.