Lol, no way you are missing on GETTING 2 KNO a new student when luck throws one of them in your path first thing in the morning! Especially one that looks so interesting.
Your school gets its share of new kids, but most of them are TOTAL SQUARES and don’t last long. You do your best to make them FEEL WELCOME, get them all the ins with every crowd, but after a while they start getting that hunted look in their eyes and one day they don’t come back.
You’ve complained to Rose about it, but she never lets up on them: I am only doing my part to insure our school remains a HAVEN for those of us who DON’T FIT IN the mainstream overbearing culture of today – the GIFTED, the REJECTS, and the reforming YOUTHFUL DELINQUENTS of the county. If they have no wish to respect us, surely they would be better suited running back to a place where they are the oppressing majority?
It’s true a number of the new arrivals take really well to your school.
Take Kanaya, for instance: when she arrived, she was a reserved troll who hid herself unhappily in the same shapeless black T-shirts as all trolls do, and now she’s blossomed into a reserved, sarcastic-as-all-get-out troll who single-handedly defined troll swag and carries a chainsaw in her sequined handpurse! If she ever goes back, they’ll judge her TOO SASSY TO EXIST in troll society, and she’ll probably CHAINSAW THEM IN HALF WITH A FLOURISH. She and Rose are the sarcastic reigning queen HBICs of your school.
You like to think it’s kind of THANKS TO YOU, because you took Kanaya under your wing for about two hours before you introduced Kanaya to your sister and they proceeded to ROMANCENARK the shit out of each other.
Sometimes it doesn’t go so well, but the point is, you can’t judge a book by its cover or a troll by their clothes! Calliope cosplays to school almost every day, and no-one gives her shit about it! It’s your DUTY and VOCATION to BEFRIEND every new person who gets here, and help them figure out where to fit.
And sometimes you can tell just by looking at someone that they’re going to FIT RIGHT IN.
This new girl?
Ttlu goin 2 b a DOOZY.
You plant yourself in front of her – gosh you love her style – and beam at her.
>Roxy: Walk past the new girl (FILL: TEAM PARCELPYXIS)
Your school gets its share of new kids, but most of them are TOTAL SQUARES and don’t last long. You do your best to make them FEEL WELCOME, get them all the ins with every crowd, but after a while they start getting that hunted look in their eyes and one day they don’t come back.
You’ve complained to Rose about it, but she never lets up on them: I am only doing my part to insure our school remains a HAVEN for those of us who DON’T FIT IN the mainstream overbearing culture of today – the GIFTED, the REJECTS, and the reforming YOUTHFUL DELINQUENTS of the county. If they have no wish to respect us, surely they would be better suited running back to a place where they are the oppressing majority?
It’s true a number of the new arrivals take really well to your school.
Take Kanaya, for instance: when she arrived, she was a reserved troll who hid herself unhappily in the same shapeless black T-shirts as all trolls do, and now she’s blossomed into a reserved, sarcastic-as-all-get-out troll who single-handedly defined troll swag and carries a chainsaw in her sequined handpurse! If she ever goes back, they’ll judge her TOO SASSY TO EXIST in troll society, and she’ll probably CHAINSAW THEM IN HALF WITH A FLOURISH. She and Rose are the sarcastic reigning queen HBICs of your school.
You like to think it’s kind of THANKS TO YOU, because you took Kanaya under your wing for about two hours before you introduced Kanaya to your sister and they proceeded to ROMANCENARK the shit out of each other.
Sometimes it doesn’t go so well, but the point is, you can’t judge a book by its cover or a troll by their clothes! Calliope cosplays to school almost every day, and no-one gives her shit about it! It’s your DUTY and VOCATION to BEFRIEND every new person who gets here, and help them figure out where to fit.
And sometimes you can tell just by looking at someone that they’re going to FIT RIGHT IN.
This new girl?
Ttlu goin 2 b a DOOZY.
You plant yourself in front of her – gosh you love her style – and beam at her.
> Roxy: Introduce yourself to new girl