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hoodedscarlet ([personal profile] hoodedscarlet) wrote in [community profile] hs_olympics 2012-07-01 11:53 am (UTC)

Jane: Grab onto those miles.... (FILL: TEAM ARADIA<3FEFERI)



With a mighty leap, you grab onto the nearest one, which squeals in fright.
Too late now, motherfucker.
You proceed to haul yourself up the red assfucking lines like King Kong incarnate. While you're going up, you tie the rest of it into a ball, before eating it.
Because you're Jane motherfucking Crocker, bitches.

You climb up to the top nearest cathederal.
It is time to claim you territory.
Because you're worth it.


>Jane: Dance like nobody's watching - because they aren't.

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