-- gardenGnostic [GG] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 15:55 --
GG: dave!! GG: i need your help mister! TG: hey TG: the knight always answers the call of a dame TG: whats the problem that got your panties in a knot harley GG: it's almost rose's birthday and i have no idea what to get her! GG: i'm kind of desperate here :(( TG: youve been thinking about this for how long TG: its in a week plus two TG: ive been thinking about what to get you two for a month already TG: especially to lalonde TG: she always seems to find new ways to analyze the shit out of my manly butt no matter what i give her TG: everything is always full of latent homosexual imaginery TG: bursting through my veins like rainbow lights of gayness TG: flailing up in the sky and banishing all thoughts of sincere fondness TG: family relations at its peak here harley TG: i dont think its that hard for you since youre her gf TG: just get her something mushy TG: shell like that GG: that's not really helping! GG: i don't really get her passive aggressive act and i just want to make her smile, but... it's hard to find something right! GG: besides, dave i don't think she really would like something mushy!!!! GG: it's rose! TG: listen here harley TG: let me give you a honest tip TG: from one desperate but cool friend to another equally desperate but not as cool friend TG: if youre really worried about what to get her TG: find something completely unexpected that will shut her up for good TG: something she wont be able to find any sort of hidden message about TG: make a list or something TG: youve known her for years now TG: through shit and more shit TG: maybe something only you can give her TG: sweep her off her feet with your witchy powers GG: i am not sure that helps, but... i'll try thinking more about it! GG: thanks dave! TG: seriously harley TG: good luck with that
-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 16:13 --
> Jade: Consult the Coolkid (Fill: Team Dave<3Karkat)
GG: dave!!
GG: i need your help mister!
TG: hey
TG: the knight always answers the call of a dame
TG: whats the problem that got your panties in a knot harley
GG: it's almost rose's birthday and i have no idea what to get her!
GG: i'm kind of desperate here :((
TG: youve been thinking about this for how long
TG: its in a week plus two
TG: ive been thinking about what to get you two for a month already
TG: especially to lalonde
TG: she always seems to find new ways to analyze the shit out of my manly butt no matter what i give her
TG: everything is always full of latent homosexual imaginery
TG: bursting through my veins like rainbow lights of gayness
TG: flailing up in the sky and banishing all thoughts of sincere fondness
TG: family relations at its peak here harley
TG: i dont think its that hard for you since youre her gf
TG: just get her something mushy
TG: shell like that
GG: that's not really helping!
GG: i don't really get her passive aggressive act and i just want to make her smile, but... it's hard to find something right!
GG: besides, dave i don't think she really would like something mushy!!!!
GG: it's rose!
TG: listen here harley
TG: let me give you a honest tip
TG: from one desperate but cool friend to another equally desperate but not as cool friend
TG: if youre really worried about what to get her
TG: find something completely unexpected that will shut her up for good
TG: something she wont be able to find any sort of hidden message about
TG: make a list or something
TG: youve known her for years now
TG: through shit and more shit
TG: maybe something only you can give her
TG: sweep her off her feet with your witchy powers
GG: i am not sure that helps, but... i'll try thinking more about it!
GG: thanks dave!
TG: seriously harley
TG: good luck with that
-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 16:13 --
==> Jade: try listing all your options