You swiftly step into action, by which you mean you kick your badass mind powers into overdrive and keep this shoddy excuse for an adventurer hanging in front of you.

The kid keeps squirming around, throwing his fists at you like it even matters. It's kind of funny, and you think it'd be a little cute if, you know, the entire point of you being here wasn't to cull him.

But that doesn't mean you're not allowed to have a little fun in the meantime.

Vriska: Have a little fun.