Absconding is definitely not cowardly when the enemy is double your number and has no problem starting kamikaze actions on you.
Any good movie fan should know this: when the time gets rough, retire and regroup, find better allies, and kick ass.
Besides, it's not fair that Dave employed the use of a robot against you! He has now stepped up on the echeladder of EVIL, gaining the new level of OVERLORD DEBUTANTE.
As the CHOSEN HERO OF LEGEND, you will overthrow all the opposition and reach your happy ending, which is to completely DROWN Dave until he begs for mercy and give up on his DEBAUCHERY.
Unfortunately you have to go through his EVIL MINION first, which poses a problem.
You need help.
You need someone with more EVIL POTENTIAL than both Jade and Dave combined.
You need someone who can single-handedly defeat all opposition with a single swipe of her hand.
> John: Abscond and seek help (Fill: Team Dave<3Karkat)
Any good movie fan should know this: when the time gets rough, retire and regroup, find better allies, and kick ass.
Besides, it's not fair that Dave employed the use of a robot against you! He has now stepped up on the echeladder of EVIL, gaining the new level of OVERLORD DEBUTANTE.
As the CHOSEN HERO OF LEGEND, you will overthrow all the opposition and reach your happy ending, which is to completely DROWN Dave until he begs for mercy and give up on his DEBAUCHERY.
Unfortunately you have to go through his EVIL MINION first, which poses a problem.
You need help.
You need someone with more EVIL POTENTIAL than both Jade and Dave combined.
You need someone who can single-handedly defeat all opposition with a single swipe of her hand.
You need ROSE.
==> John: Convince Rose to join in.