Abscond? oh hell no. you are a coolkid, and you will take this indignity like a MAN, thank you very much.
In any case, you've wasted enough time here. You need to get to GRANDMA'S HOUSE and deliver some cookies before sundown. According to your bro, GRANDMA'S HOUSE isn't actually a house- it's some sort of jail where prisoners are forced to eat pizza until they turn into pizza god tiers. You're pretty sure he was lying, though.
There is only one problem: you have no idea how to get there! Perhaps you should ask the rude furry for directions.
>Dave: indulge yourself in interpretive furry dance
>DAVE:ABSCOND? (FILL: TEAM ROSE <3 SOLLUX)
oh hell no.
you are a coolkid, and you will take this indignity like a MAN, thank you very much.
In any case, you've wasted enough time here. You need to get to GRANDMA'S HOUSE and deliver some cookies before sundown. According to your bro, GRANDMA'S HOUSE isn't actually a house- it's some sort of jail where prisoners are forced to eat pizza until they turn into pizza god tiers. You're pretty sure he was lying, though.
There is only one problem: you have no idea how to get there! Perhaps you should ask the rude furry for directions.
>Dave: indulge yourself in interpretive furry dance