You sigh heavily into your phone, subjecting every listener to a wave of static. This is ------EXACTLY what the problem is! You allow for a brief moment of silence while you collect yourself, ignoring when Eridan (predictably) fills it.
ERIDAN: wwell ERIDAN: im listenin FEFERI: -Eridan. ERIDAN: yes i knoww wwho i am FEFERI: We need to talk. ERIDAN: wwhat ERIDAN: wwait ERIDAN: is this FEFERI: Y--ES, it IS 38( ERIDAN: wwhat do wwe need to talk about? ERIDAN: should i set up some mood music? FEFERI: No. FEFERI: ---ERIDAN. Turn off the smooth jazz. NOW! ERIDAN: but FEFERI: T)(is is S-EARIOUS, -Eridan. ERIDAN: does ERIDAN: does this havve to be on air? FEFERI: Whale. FEFERI: Since you never listen to me, I'm kind of t)(inking t)(at I should make ------EV-ERYON-E listen to me! FEFERI: )(ow does t)(at sound? ERIDAN: uh ERIDAN: wwhale FEFERI: Oh, you're speec)(less NOW are you? FEFERI: It's about time! I've been waiting for ----------ENTID-ERLY too long for you to stop complaining about your petty little problems so I could tell you about MY )(UG-E BASS OF A MOIRAIL. ERIDAN: ... ERIDAN: ladies and gentlemen please stay tuned for wwhatevver the interns feel like playin
FEFERI: Respond in an appropriate manner. (FILL: TEAM ERIDAN<3<VRISKA)
ERIDAN: wwell
ERIDAN: im listenin
FEFERI: -Eridan.
ERIDAN: yes i knoww wwho i am
FEFERI: We need to talk.
ERIDAN: wwhat
ERIDAN: wwait
ERIDAN: is this
FEFERI: Y--ES, it IS 38(
ERIDAN: wwhat do wwe need to talk about?
ERIDAN: should i set up some mood music?
FEFERI: No.
FEFERI: ---ERIDAN. Turn off the smooth jazz. NOW!
ERIDAN: but
FEFERI: T)(is is S-EARIOUS, -Eridan.
ERIDAN: does
ERIDAN: does this havve to be on air?
FEFERI: Whale.
FEFERI: Since you never listen to me, I'm kind of t)(inking t)(at I should make ------EV-ERYON-E listen to me!
FEFERI: )(ow does t)(at sound?
ERIDAN: uh
ERIDAN: wwhale
FEFERI: Oh, you're speec)(less NOW are you?
FEFERI: It's about time! I've been waiting for ----------ENTID-ERLY too long for you to stop complaining about your petty little problems so I could tell you about MY )(UG-E BASS OF A MOIRAIL.
ERIDAN: ...
ERIDAN: ladies and gentlemen please stay tuned for wwhatevver the interns feel like playin
>INTERN(S): Have a field day.