You have been preparing for TODAY for quite some time (you haven't really been keeping count of how long, but if you had, it would be at least half a perigee. But you haven't. uUHHH, rEALLY,) and are now making your way towards one COOLKID's house.
You are going to ASK DAVE STRIDER OUT for a date. You are going to show up with A BUNCH OF FLOWERS and some SICK RAPS prepared specifically for this occasion, ready to unleash them on Dave's, uUHHHH, sOFT ASSGLOBES.
You are going to win the ironic coolkid in the most UNIRONICAL way ever, and you are going to SWEEP HIM OFF HIS FEET.
He will not be able to resist, your charms, probably. You have been practicing with your MOIRAIL and you even asked a few people who know Dave.
You are going to do it.
You are going to, uUHHH, mAKE IT, hAPEN, as Dave would say.
==> Tavros: knock on Dave's door and commence act of courtship
New Dave<3Tavros Game (Fill: Team Dave<3Karkat)
You have been preparing for TODAY for quite some time (you haven't really been keeping count of how long, but if you had, it would be at least half a perigee. But you haven't. uUHHH, rEALLY,) and are now making your way towards one COOLKID's house.
You are going to ASK DAVE STRIDER OUT for a date. You are going to show up with A BUNCH OF FLOWERS and some SICK RAPS prepared specifically for this occasion, ready to unleash them on Dave's, uUHHHH, sOFT ASSGLOBES.
You are going to win the ironic coolkid in the most UNIRONICAL way ever, and you are going to SWEEP HIM OFF HIS FEET.
He will not be able to resist, your charms, probably. You have been practicing with your MOIRAIL and you even asked a few people who know Dave.
You are going to do it.
You are going to, uUHHH, mAKE IT, hAPEN, as Dave would say.
==> Tavros: knock on Dave's door and commence act of courtship