SOLLUX1/: hey a22hole. SOLLUX1/: aa 2ay2 we 2hould try two talk or 2omethiing.
Moments in the past...
==> Second half of Sollux: pester KK
TA: thii2 wa2 a really terriible iidea. CG: WAIT, YOU KILLED YOURSELF ALREADY? TA: way two get two the poiint, a22hole. TA: ye2, ii kiilled my2elf. TA: that part wa2n't that bad, actually. CG: OH GREAT, YOU ACTUALLY ENJOYED DYING. TA: that ii2 the obviiou2 conclu2iion two be drawn from thii2. TA: no, even though ii talk about beiing doomed all the tiime, ii diid not enjoy fuckiing dyiing. TA: happy? CG: WELL THAT'S GREAT, NOW I CAN DEPEND ON ONE BIPOLAR DOUCHEBAG OUT OF MY ENTIRE TEAM OF PSYCHOPATHS AND DEATH-LOVING FREAKS TO NOT FLIP HIS SHIT AND DIE ON ME UNEXPECTEDLY. CG: OH WAIT, YOU'RE IMMORTAL NOW, SO IT DOESN'T MATTER IF I TELL YOU NOT TO DIE. CG: OR YOU CAN ONLY DIE CERTAIN WAYS, I GUESS. SOMEONE STILL HAS TO EXPLAIN THE FUCKING SPECIFICS TO ME. CG: I MEAN, IS IT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK THAT THE LEADER OF ALL YOU WORTHLESS WRIGGLERS BE KEPT IN THE LOOP REGARDING SOME CRUCIAL DETAILS AS YOU TRY TO CRAWL YOUR WAY UP THE ECHELADDER? TA: calm your 2hiit, kk. ii've got 2ome ii22ue2 two deal wiith riight now. TA: liike the fact that there'2 two of me. CG: WHAT? TA: what, ii need two repeat my2elf two you now? CG: I JUST CAN'T COMPREHEND A UNIVERSE IN WHICH TWO SOLLUX CAPTORS CAN COEXIST WITHOUT EVERYTHING EXPLODING INTO A LARGE FIERY MESS OF FAILURE. OUR UNIVERSE PROBABLY WOULDN'T EVEN BE THE ONLY ONE CAUGHT IN THIS CALAMITY. TA: ii had two dream2elve2, whiich would make three of u2 exii2tiing iin our 2e22iion before ii kiilled my2elf, a22hole. CG: NOT WHILE CONSCIOUS. I'M SURPRISED THAT YOUR DOPPLEGANGER HASN'T TRIED TO SHOOT YOU INTO THE ATMOSPHERE YET. TA: huh? CG: WELL THIS HAS GOT TO HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOUR QUEST RIGHT? YOU'VE GOT TO DOOM YOURSELF OR WHATEVER. CG: WHY WOULD THE GAME HAVE TWO OF THE SAME PLAYER RUNNING AROUND TO FUCK SHIT UP? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE. TA: 2o ii 2hould kiill thii2 guy, then? CG: OR HE COULD KILL YOU. IT DOESN'T REALLY CHANGE THE FACT THAT I WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH ONE OF YOU. TA: what about the iimmortaliity deal? CG: ONE OF THE CONDITIONS FOR DEATH IS PROBABLY TO GET KILLED BY YOUR ASSHOLE COUNTERPART. THAT WOULD SEEM LIKE A PRETTY FUCKING PERMANENT CONDITION FOR WHATEVER EVEN CONSTITUTES DEATH IN THIS GAME. TA: whatever. TA: iif thii2 doe2n't work ii'm comiing over to punch your face iin, even iif you are iimmortal by then.
> Sollux: Talk to yourself again. (FILL: TEAM JOHN<3ROSE)
SOLLUX1/: aa 2ay2 we 2hould try two talk or 2omethiing.
Moments in the past...
==> Second half of Sollux: pester KK
TA: thii2 wa2 a really terriible iidea.
CG: WAIT, YOU KILLED YOURSELF ALREADY?
TA: way two get two the poiint, a22hole.
TA: ye2, ii kiilled my2elf.
TA: that part wa2n't that bad, actually.
CG: OH GREAT, YOU ACTUALLY ENJOYED DYING.
TA: that ii2 the obviiou2 conclu2iion two be drawn from thii2.
TA: no, even though ii talk about beiing doomed all the tiime, ii diid not enjoy fuckiing dyiing.
TA: happy?
CG: WELL THAT'S GREAT, NOW I CAN DEPEND ON ONE BIPOLAR DOUCHEBAG OUT OF MY ENTIRE TEAM OF PSYCHOPATHS AND DEATH-LOVING FREAKS TO NOT FLIP HIS SHIT AND DIE ON ME UNEXPECTEDLY.
CG: OH WAIT, YOU'RE IMMORTAL NOW, SO IT DOESN'T MATTER IF I TELL YOU NOT TO DIE.
CG: OR YOU CAN ONLY DIE CERTAIN WAYS, I GUESS. SOMEONE STILL HAS TO EXPLAIN THE FUCKING SPECIFICS TO ME.
CG: I MEAN, IS IT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK THAT THE LEADER OF ALL YOU WORTHLESS WRIGGLERS BE KEPT IN THE LOOP REGARDING SOME CRUCIAL DETAILS AS YOU TRY TO CRAWL YOUR WAY UP THE ECHELADDER?
TA: calm your 2hiit, kk. ii've got 2ome ii22ue2 two deal wiith riight now.
TA: liike the fact that there'2 two of me.
CG: WHAT?
TA: what, ii need two repeat my2elf two you now?
CG: I JUST CAN'T COMPREHEND A UNIVERSE IN WHICH TWO SOLLUX CAPTORS CAN COEXIST WITHOUT EVERYTHING EXPLODING INTO A LARGE FIERY MESS OF FAILURE. OUR UNIVERSE PROBABLY WOULDN'T EVEN BE THE ONLY ONE CAUGHT IN THIS CALAMITY.
TA: ii had two dream2elve2, whiich would make three of u2 exii2tiing iin our 2e22iion before ii kiilled my2elf, a22hole.
CG: NOT WHILE CONSCIOUS. I'M SURPRISED THAT YOUR DOPPLEGANGER HASN'T TRIED TO SHOOT YOU INTO THE ATMOSPHERE YET.
TA: huh?
CG: WELL THIS HAS GOT TO HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOUR QUEST RIGHT? YOU'VE GOT TO DOOM YOURSELF OR WHATEVER.
CG: WHY WOULD THE GAME HAVE TWO OF THE SAME PLAYER RUNNING AROUND TO FUCK SHIT UP? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE.
TA: 2o ii 2hould kiill thii2 guy, then?
CG: OR HE COULD KILL YOU. IT DOESN'T REALLY CHANGE THE FACT THAT I WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH ONE OF YOU.
TA: what about the iimmortaliity deal?
CG: ONE OF THE CONDITIONS FOR DEATH IS PROBABLY TO GET KILLED BY YOUR ASSHOLE COUNTERPART. THAT WOULD SEEM LIKE A PRETTY FUCKING PERMANENT CONDITION FOR WHATEVER EVEN CONSTITUTES DEATH IN THIS GAME.
TA: whatever.
TA: iif thii2 doe2n't work ii'm comiing over to punch your face iin, even iif you are iimmortal by then.
And that's how that happened.
SOLLUX1/: Prove Karkat wrong.