You’re on a different kind of adventure all right! You’ve had a few vodka-swirl-martini-expresso-shaken-on-the-rocks whatsits and you’re feeling a lot better. You’ve gotten over the Titanic Incident, relegated it to something hilarious and fun in your mind, to the point where you laughed so loudly over your past embarrassment that Dirk had to smack you to get you to stop.

You don’t know what you’re in the mood for now. Gambling? Doesn’t look too hard—you bet you could beat those machines into coin-vomiting submission! There’s a karaoke thingamajig around here somewhere. You’ve never really sung in front of an audience before but it can’t be too hard, right? Oh, and dancing. You can dance sort of perhaps hahaha? Another drink?

Or maybe you should make out with Dirk. He’s looking pretty dashing under all these flashing lights.

>Jake: Make up your drunken mind