You come to your senses, but barely. He’s still shaking you, which might be part of the problem, now that you think about it.
You tell him to stop and he complies. But now he’s just looking at you in that adorable way of his and you’re standing there not saying a fucking thing and shit shit shit there’s not enough time!
Kar notices your distress but interprets it incorrectly. Karkat: IT’S OKAY IF YOU DON’T FEEL THE SAME WAY, YOU KNOW. Karkat: I CAN HANDLE IT, IT’S NOT LIKE I JUST CAME OUT OF THE GRUB YESTERDAY. Karkat: I MEAN, I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE COME OUT OF THE FUCKING GRUB YESTERDAY. Karkat: I MIGHT AS WELL BE COVERED IN BLOOD AND TWITCHING AROUND LIKE A SMALL, HELPLESS MUTANT. Karkat: THAT WOULD ADEQUATELY PROVIDE A VISUAL FOR HOW PATHETIC I SOUNDED A FEW SECONDS AGO. FUCK.
Oh no. You can’t handle this right now. Eridan: kar shut the fuck up its not that ok Karkat: THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?
Shit. No way around this now. You had planned out exactly how you were going to profess your feelings to Kar—it was going to be the most romantic thing he’s ever fucking experienced—but you should probably tell him sooner rather than later, right?
> Eridan: Come to senses (FILL: TEAM BRO<3GRANDPA)
You tell him to stop and he complies. But now he’s just looking at you in that adorable way of his and you’re standing there not saying a fucking thing and shit shit shit there’s not enough time!
Kar notices your distress but interprets it incorrectly.
Karkat: IT’S OKAY IF YOU DON’T FEEL THE SAME WAY, YOU KNOW.
Karkat: I CAN HANDLE IT, IT’S NOT LIKE I JUST CAME OUT OF THE GRUB YESTERDAY.
Karkat: I MEAN, I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE COME OUT OF THE FUCKING GRUB YESTERDAY.
Karkat: I MIGHT AS WELL BE COVERED IN BLOOD AND TWITCHING AROUND LIKE A SMALL, HELPLESS MUTANT.
Karkat: THAT WOULD ADEQUATELY PROVIDE A VISUAL FOR HOW PATHETIC I SOUNDED A FEW SECONDS AGO. FUCK.
Oh no. You can’t handle this right now.
Eridan: kar shut the fuck up its not that ok
Karkat: THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?
Shit. No way around this now. You had planned out exactly how you were going to profess your feelings to Kar—it was going to be the most romantic thing he’s ever fucking experienced—but you should probably tell him sooner rather than later, right?
>Eridan: To tell or not to tell.