The game commences with you playing the part of the referee. On your fifth spin it’s left hand on green, which is immensely pleasant for you, since the move requires Kanaya to stretch the length of the board, which requires her shirt to ride up and expose some of her stomach, which requires you and Jade to surreptitiously examine the flesh.

But Kanaya’s position is proving to be a distraction for Jade, if the squawk following her near collapse is any indication. Her face turns red.

In the meantime, you’re tapping your foot and smiling, content to watch them get completely tangled up in each other.

>Jade and Kanaya: Become tangle buddies.