Time to enter survival mode. Tacky festive survival mode.
You riffle through your strife deck and come up with a particularly portly FANCY SANTA. This guy always had a kind of smug douchey face that a merry twinkle in a glass eye could never fully eclipse. You won't be sorry to sacrifice him.
Also, you're bound to be really damn late by now and you figure that you can always just replace the glass you're presently intent on possibly destroying.
You step back, careful not to slip on the wet porcelain. You're already starting to have second thoughts about potentially covering your bathroom floor with broken glass, but whatever, the upcoming brodate is worth a little pain. You can handle it.
> Dirk: Think of a better idea. (FILL: TEAM JOHN<3ROSE)
You riffle through your strife deck and come up with a particularly portly FANCY SANTA. This guy always had a kind of smug douchey face that a merry twinkle in a glass eye could never fully eclipse. You won't be sorry to sacrifice him.
Also, you're bound to be really damn late by now and you figure that you can always just replace the glass you're presently intent on possibly destroying.
You step back, careful not to slip on the wet porcelain. You're already starting to have second thoughts about potentially covering your bathroom floor with broken glass, but whatever, the upcoming
brodate is worth a little pain. You can handle it.Probably.
You lob a meaty Kris glass-ward.
> Dirk: Break door off?????