What the hell is he laughing at? You are under severe aquatic distress here wait what the fuck are you doing. You are making a goddamned fool of yourself in front of your boyfriend and

oh god. You're staring at him again and he looks great and you're

You're splashing around in waist-deep water and attracting the attention of every perfect little vile family up and down the beach.

Wow, John looks good.

Wow.



>John: Snap him out of it.