You are now John Egbert. You are currently laughing your ass off because, HOLY SHIT look.
You have been laughing so hard at this, you feel like you're about to suffocate. You're practically hyperventilating... oh shit, now you're doing that too.
Your chest is erratically heaving, your breath is short. You no longer know what to do with any part of your body, and you forget that you have control over it. Your arms grip at your sides and your feet kick violently and joyously of their own volition. Where the hell even are you guys at; you're feeling so light-headed all there is in the world is you and the funniest thing you've seen for a long time-- and trust me, you know funny. You made funny your bitch years ago.
But then, your heart stops as the chair beneath your not-so-fat-but-exceedingly-jittery ass makes a sudden pop briefly before collapsing entirely.
FUCK!!
You gasp as you fall, too surprised to make a sound and trying to catch your bearings, but everything is happening so fast; you couldn't catch yourself if your life depended on it-- and let's be honest, in a scare like this, you really do momentarily feel your life depends on it.
==> John: Fall forward. (FILL: TEAM Equius<3Tavros)
==> John: Fall forward.
You are now John Egbert. You are currently laughing your ass off because, HOLY SHIT look.
You have been laughing so hard at this, you feel like you're about to suffocate. You're practically hyperventilating... oh shit, now you're doing that too.
Your chest is erratically heaving, your breath is short. You no longer know what to do with any part of your body, and you forget that you have control over it. Your arms grip at your sides and your feet kick violently and joyously of their own volition. Where the hell even are you guys at; you're feeling so light-headed all there is in the world is you and the funniest thing you've seen for a long time-- and trust me, you know funny. You made funny your bitch years ago.
But then, your heart stops as the chair beneath your not-so-fat-but-exceedingly-jittery ass makes a sudden pop briefly before collapsing entirely.
FUCK!!
You gasp as you fall, too surprised to make a sound and trying to catch your bearings, but everything is happening so fast; you couldn't catch yourself if your life depended on it-- and let's be honest, in a scare like this, you really do momentarily feel your life depends on it.
Oh, God--
EPIC FAIL x2 COMBO
> ==> John: Lament into depths of bony ass.