YOU FLY FROM THE ROOFTOP, LEAVING A JET STREAM OF FARTS BEHIND YOU. YOU FEEL THE TWO DEAD WEIGHT PUSSIES UNDER EACH MUSCULAR COLUMN OF AN ARM SQUIRM WITH EACH POOT OF YOUR TAUGHT ASS. YOU GRIN AT THEIR SUFFERING. YOU TAKE A SHARP TURN DOWNWARDS.
YOU RAISE ONE ARM UP AS YOU DRILL-TUNNEL INTO DERSE, SPIRALLING MADLY AROUND. YOU TOSS JAKE ON TOP OF DIRK, AND IT IS SUDDENLY ONE HOT UNCONSCIOUS PILE OF STEAMY MAN SWEAT UNDER YOUR ARMPIT. YOU WILL MAKE THEM FUCK ONE DAY. NOTHING WILL GET IN THE WAY OF YOUR YAOIS.
YOU DRILL THROUGH DERSE WITH YOUR BICEPS, CAUSING IT TO SPLIT IN HALF. YOU ALSO HAPPEN TO PUNCH SOME PRETENTIOUS DUDE IN A SUIT WITH A DIAMOND ON IT, CAUSING HIM TO SPLIT IN HALF. OH WELL, YOU GUESS THE PUSSY COULDN'T HANDLE THE JANE CROCKER.
YOU HAVE JUST ENOUGH DIGESTIVE AIR LEFT TO FLY TO YOUR PLANET, IN SEARCH OF YOUR FATHER.
==> Jane: Find father. (FILL: TEAM JADE<3KARKAT)
YOU FLY FROM THE ROOFTOP, LEAVING A JET STREAM OF FARTS BEHIND YOU. YOU FEEL THE TWO DEAD WEIGHT PUSSIES UNDER EACH MUSCULAR COLUMN OF AN ARM SQUIRM WITH EACH POOT OF YOUR TAUGHT ASS. YOU GRIN AT THEIR SUFFERING. YOU TAKE A SHARP TURN DOWNWARDS.
YOU RAISE ONE ARM UP AS YOU DRILL-TUNNEL INTO DERSE, SPIRALLING MADLY AROUND. YOU TOSS JAKE ON TOP OF DIRK, AND IT IS SUDDENLY ONE HOT UNCONSCIOUS PILE OF STEAMY MAN SWEAT UNDER YOUR ARMPIT. YOU WILL MAKE THEM FUCK ONE DAY. NOTHING WILL GET IN THE WAY OF YOUR YAOIS.
YOU DRILL THROUGH DERSE WITH YOUR BICEPS, CAUSING IT TO SPLIT IN HALF. YOU ALSO HAPPEN TO PUNCH SOME PRETENTIOUS DUDE IN A SUIT WITH A DIAMOND ON IT, CAUSING HIM TO SPLIT IN HALF. OH WELL, YOU GUESS THE PUSSY COULDN'T HANDLE THE JANE CROCKER.
YOU HAVE JUST ENOUGH DIGESTIVE AIR LEFT TO FLY TO YOUR PLANET, IN SEARCH OF YOUR FATHER.
>Jane: Arrive at Derse