The more important things being, of course, the point which you have just expressed: YOU ARE NOT CONTACTING THIS KID RIGHT NOW DAMMIT.

carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC]
CG: HEY GUESS WHAT.
CG: I WILL ALLOW THAT THIS MAY, PERHAPS, SURPRISE YOU.
CG: EVEN SHOCK YOU. I AM OPEN TO THAT POSSIBILITY.
CG: HEY, THAT'S ME, RIGHT? MR. OPEN. I AM SO FUCKING OPEN TO EVERY SINGLE IDEA THAT COULD POSSIBLY EMERGE FROM YOUR THROBBING UNDERDEVELOPED THINKPAN.
CG: YOU DOUBT ME? TRY ME. I BET THAT EVERY SINGLE IDEA THAT YOU EXCREMENT
CG: AND I MEAN THAT IN A VERY DEROGATORY WAY
CG: LIKE, YOUR THINKPAN IS THIS SLIMY LITTLE WIGGLER BLESSED WITH POWERS OF SUPREME FLATULENCE
CG: AND BY FLATULENCE I MEAN IDEAS
CG: WILL AT LEAST BE SERIOUSLY CONSIDERED BY YOURS TRULY.
CG: BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT HERE.
CG: THE POINT IS - GET READY FOR THIS ONE.
CG: YOU MAY WANT TO SIT DOWN.
CG: I WOULD NOT WANT A DELICATE BLIND GIRL SUCH AS YOURSELF TO FAINT AND BE HELPLESS OUT THERE IN THE WILDS OF YOUR FUCKING JUNGLE OR WHATEVER.
CG: THE POINT IS
CG: YOU ARE NOT *ALLOWED* TO BE THE LEADER OF THIS TEAM.
CG: THAT IS AN ORDER.
CG: FROM YOUR *REAL* LEADER.
gallowsCalibrator [GC] blocked carcinoGeneticist [CG]
CG: OH YOU DID NOT
CG: JUST
CG: OH MY FUCKING GOD.