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specialagentartemis ([personal profile] specialagentartemis) wrote in [community profile] hs_olympics 2012-07-07 05:09 pm (UTC)

> Dave: Make a deal (FILL: TEAM SLICK<3<SNOWMAN)

look ill help you get us all off your land as soon as possible
we all want to get off your land just as much as you want us to get off your land
probably more even
youd be surprised about how quickly us silly urbanites want to get out of a hellmurder jungle like this
no offense
i mean its pretty beast as far as hellmurder jungles go
never seen a better hellmurder jungle

oh, shut up! how many other jungles have you seen anyway?
plenty
but none were as fucking sweet as yours i guarentee you
this one takes the cake
all of the cake
all of it
although maybe that isnt saying much egbert would let anyone take the cake
hed give you the cake without you even asking if he thought he could get away with it
dude has a serious problem with cake i have no idea why
do you even know what cake is actually i probably should have asked you that first

cake is irrelevant right now!
you're getting your friends off my island remember?

oh right them
well for one thing, how many other passengers were there?
two
it was just me and my sister and my best bro so no worries there

oh no! really?
meh im sure theyre fine
i however am not
still hanging from a tree
remember that bit

shush! well, your friends will probably be on the eastern side of my island
they won't be too hard to find there!
that is is the wildbeasts don't eat them first...

whoa wait what
wildbeasts
the fuck

yeah! i guess i could just let the wildbeasts eat them.
that would get them off my island easy enough!

holy hell what are you even saying
but noooo, that would be messy
and the poor wildbeasts would probably get indigestion from eating their parachutes!

jungle girl you are fucked up in the head
well, and theyre your friends of course!
i'm not going to let a buch of wildbeasts eat some defenseless city slickers, what do you take me for?

ok whats going on
i'm saying sure i'll help you!
but then you need to get off my island!

dude thats what ive been trying to do arent you listening
then do we have a deal?
only if you get that gun out of my face
and get me down


Jade: Get him down

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