You can't think about that right now, you are too busy FLIPPING YOUR SHIT. What was she even doing in your closet? Does she have some kind of FREAKY TWILIGHT COMPLEX? Does she watch you in your sleep?
You don't actually want to think about that.
Except...
Except now that you're starting to calm down, you can't help but notice that your vampire maybe-stalker is NOT ENTIRELY UNATTRACTIVE. And by that you mean ACTUALLY REALLY PRETTY, in a kind of weird way.
>JOHN: NOTICE HOW PRETTY THIS VAMPIRE IS. (FILL: TEAM DAVE<3TEREZI)
You don't actually want to think about that.
Except...
Except now that you're starting to calm down, you can't help but notice that your vampire maybe-stalker is NOT ENTIRELY UNATTRACTIVE. And by that you mean ACTUALLY REALLY PRETTY, in a kind of weird way.
Huh.
Dad: Make things awkward.