You are now Rose. It will be somewhat tricky to turn your mind to a task as ridiculous as this. As you attempt to stuff some of your logic and reason in a quiet mental compartment, you regard the vapid approximation of happiness imposed on the uppermost veneer your "child" is made to show to the world.
Hmm. You could really annoy Mom if you talk like this about the egg.
ROSE: Terezi. ROSE: I propose this: After school is out, we go to my house to fulfill the aspect of this assignment where we work together to care for our progeny. Then you will leave Cherry to me for the night so that I may take responsibility for her for that time. TEREZI: >:O TEREZI: M1Z L4LOND3! TH3R3 1S 4 C3RT41N SOM3TH1NG 4BOUT YOUR PROPOS4L TH4T L34DS M3 TO B3L1EV3 1 D3T3CT ... TEREZI: 4N ULT3R1OR MOT1V3 ROSE: Your tendency towards paranoia is starting to reach fascinating heights. ROSE: Here, let me encourage it. Even if I do have some ulterior motive - do you believe you could work out what it is, even with your existing suspicion that such a motive exists?
TEREZI + ROSE: Figure out how you are going to raise... (FILL: TEAM KARKAT<3NEPETA)
Hmm. You could really annoy Mom if you talk like this about the egg.
ROSE: Terezi.
ROSE: I propose this: After school is out, we go to my house to fulfill the aspect of this assignment where we work together to care for our progeny. Then you will leave Cherry to me for the night so that I may take responsibility for her for that time.
TEREZI: >:O
TEREZI: M1Z L4LOND3! TH3R3 1S 4 C3RT41N SOM3TH1NG 4BOUT YOUR PROPOS4L TH4T L34DS M3 TO B3L1EV3 1 D3T3CT ...
TEREZI: 4N ULT3R1OR MOT1V3
ROSE: Your tendency towards paranoia is starting to reach fascinating heights.
ROSE: Here, let me encourage it. Even if I do have some ulterior motive - do you believe you could work out what it is, even with your existing suspicion that such a motive exists?
>Terezi: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!