Absconding is not advisable at this time. This is because it has only been three seconds, and Eridan hasn't yet given the word for you to give up on everything you're doing.
You find it difficult to keep up with being all of the interns and proceed to be a particular single intern, who is filling in on Eridan's answering-the-phone-on-air duties while your humble friend plays his idea of music. You have just hung up on someone really unimportant but now you are having the call of a lifetime. (At least, you're pretty sure that the importance of a call is indicated by the volume of a caller.)
KARKAT: HEY AMPORA. INTERN: Boss can't come to the phone right now, please leave a message after the glub. INTERN: Glub. KARKAT: WHAT NO. KARKAT: THIS IS IMPORTANT. PUT HIM THROUGH. INTERN: I'm not sure that's physically possible. KARKAT: YOU ARE AT A RADIO STATION. THIS IS WHAT YOU *DO*. YOU CAN PROBABLY PUT THE HEAD IDIOT ON THE PHONE IF SOMEONE DEMANDS IT. KARKAT: WHICH I DO. INTERN: No actually I think he's too heavy. KARKAT: WHAT? INTERN: He's too heavy for me to lift. I can't put him on the phone. KARKAT: ... INTERN: Also I think that would break the phone, and it's probably expensive. KARKAT: THAT WOULD BE A MERCY TO US ALL. KARKAT: HAND THE PHONE TO SOMEONE WITH BRAIN CELLS, IF YOU CAN FIND ANY SUCH CREATURES IN THAT SHITHOLE OF A STUDIO.
You're pretty sure you have brain cells, but you do what the man says anyway and hand the phone to whoever's nearest, and in the process become that entity.
You are now A DIFFERENT INTERN, and you are now on the air with a stranger!
INTERN: Wow, I don't even know what to say! KARKAT: SAY IN A LOUD VOICE, "ERIDAN, THE PHONE'S FOR YOU!" INTERN: ERIDAN THE PHONE'S FOR YOU INTERN: That was really silly! Do you have any other silly suggestions? INTERN: I can do voices. KARKAT: FOR FUCK'S SAKE. KARKAT: GIVE THE PHONE TO SOMEONE OTHER THAN WHOEVER GAVE THE PHONE TO YOU.
Similar events reoccur several times. Eventually the room runs out of new interns to get shouted at, and none of them are keen to repeat their experiences, having grown tired of his stunts.
But there is someone else in the room then, so the last intern hands it off to him.
ERIDAN: wwhat the fuck do you wwant KARKAT: OH THANK GOD. ERIDAN: oh fuckin hell KARKAT: NO WAIT A SECOND. ERIDAN: look kar im not goin to play your charade right noww leave me alone KARKAT: WELL I'M NOT GOING TO. I'M GOING TO CALL YOU EVERY MINUTE FOR THE NEXT SWEEP IF I HAVE TO. KARKAT: JUST LISTEN TO ME OKAY? ERIDAN: wwhat do i look like a pair of ears KARKAT: HEY I'M JUST TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING IMPORTANT, OKAY? ERIDAN: really ERIDAN: howw important are wwe talking KARKAT: OH WELL I DON'T KNOW, I GUESS THAT DEPENDS ON HOW YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS KIND OF NEWS. KARKAT: DO I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION NOW? ERIDAN: fine ERIDAN: spit it out
INTERNS: Abscond. (FILL: Team Eridan<3<Vriska)
You find it difficult to keep up with being all of the interns and proceed to be a particular single intern, who is filling in on Eridan's answering-the-phone-on-air duties while your humble friend plays his idea of music. You have just hung up on someone really unimportant but now you are having the call of a lifetime. (At least, you're pretty sure that the importance of a call is indicated by the volume of a caller.)
KARKAT: HEY AMPORA.
INTERN: Boss can't come to the phone right now, please leave a message after the glub.
INTERN: Glub.
KARKAT: WHAT NO.
KARKAT: THIS IS IMPORTANT. PUT HIM THROUGH.
INTERN: I'm not sure that's physically possible.
KARKAT: YOU ARE AT A RADIO STATION. THIS IS WHAT YOU *DO*. YOU CAN PROBABLY PUT THE HEAD IDIOT ON THE PHONE IF SOMEONE DEMANDS IT.
KARKAT: WHICH I DO.
INTERN: No actually I think he's too heavy.
KARKAT: WHAT?
INTERN: He's too heavy for me to lift. I can't put him on the phone.
KARKAT: ...
INTERN: Also I think that would break the phone, and it's probably expensive.
KARKAT: THAT WOULD BE A MERCY TO US ALL.
KARKAT: HAND THE PHONE TO SOMEONE WITH BRAIN CELLS, IF YOU CAN FIND ANY SUCH CREATURES IN THAT SHITHOLE OF A STUDIO.
You are now A DIFFERENT INTERN, and you are now on the air with a stranger!
INTERN: Wow, I don't even know what to say!
KARKAT: SAY IN A LOUD VOICE, "ERIDAN, THE PHONE'S FOR YOU!"
INTERN: ERIDAN THE PHONE'S FOR YOU
INTERN: That was really silly! Do you have any other silly suggestions?
INTERN: I can do voices.
KARKAT: FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
KARKAT: GIVE THE PHONE TO SOMEONE OTHER THAN WHOEVER GAVE THE PHONE TO YOU.
But there is someone else in the room then, so the last intern hands it off to him.
ERIDAN: wwhat the fuck do you wwant
KARKAT: OH THANK GOD.
ERIDAN: oh fuckin hell
KARKAT: NO WAIT A SECOND.
ERIDAN: look kar im not goin to play your charade right noww leave me alone
KARKAT: WELL I'M NOT GOING TO. I'M GOING TO CALL YOU EVERY MINUTE FOR THE NEXT SWEEP IF I HAVE TO.
KARKAT: JUST LISTEN TO ME OKAY?
ERIDAN: wwhat do i look like a pair of ears
KARKAT: HEY I'M JUST TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING IMPORTANT, OKAY?
ERIDAN: really
ERIDAN: howw important are wwe talking
KARKAT: OH WELL I DON'T KNOW, I GUESS THAT DEPENDS ON HOW YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS KIND OF NEWS.
KARKAT: DO I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION NOW?
ERIDAN: fine
ERIDAN: spit it out
KARKAT: Spit it out.