Your name is JADE HARLEY, and you are definitely sure that your bro DAVE wouldn't believe you anyway if you told him you met a hot mermaid today. Then again, you don't think he'd ever pass the chance to make fun of you for being a furry.
Would it even be considered furry, since she's all gills and aquatic stuff? Not even a feather-fag. Scale-fag? It didn't have the same ring to it.
And that is preposterous in the first place, you are completely having a good time with a princess in a way that is by no means romantic.
>Jade: Ponder how much Dave would call you a furry for this. (FILL: TEAM Bro<3John) (gif warning)
Would it even be considered furry, since she's all gills and aquatic stuff? Not even a feather-fag. Scale-fag? It didn't have the same ring to it.
And that is preposterous in the first place, you are completely having a good time with a princess in a way that is by no means romantic.
Even if it would look totally adorable.
>Feferi: Inspect the human's weird nubby teeth