You are John Egbert, and this is your second week on the job. You work at a coffee shop on the weekends and boy are you sick of the smell of coffee. Sensual your ass.

Pour, rinse, repeat.

Though today it seems like it is going to be a great day! You slide a customer their bagel and tuna salad combo and sit back to wipe your hands on your apron. You decide to take a break, go visit the old John. Haha, not you or your dad of course, but rather, the shitter.



--> John: Bump into a pretty girl