"Hey, so, want to go get some coffee?" you say, goofy grin on your face. "I mean, for thanks. Seriously, that was an awesome thing for you to do."

You eye the juggalo carefully, waiting for a response. All he has is a goofy, lopsided grin on his face, and it does make you a little bit on the nervous side.

Finally, he's talking to you, goofy grin still on his face, like he doesn't have a care in the world.

"Sure thing, bro."

John: Follow the Juggalo.