This would be hilariously funny if you weren’t so hilariously pissed. You can’t believe how completely stupid Sollux is. Here recently you got your hands on old human video games and while their troll counter parts are very similar, you can’t help but think that the human versions are better. This is probably the only thing the two of you agree on.
You walk on listening to him ramble on about some amazing princesses and while the story sounds vaguely familiar to you can’t quite place it. He doesn’t even seem to realize that you’re not even listening any more.
“Zelda is definitely the best character.” He grins at you with his freak teeth.
“Zelda, as in Legend of Zelda?”
“Were you even listening to a thing I said, kk?” His grin falls and he stops walking to cross his arms.
“Honestly? Not really. You didn’t even give any indication as to what you were talking about, you just expected me to know.”
“Fuck you kk. Don’t blame me for your inability to pay attention.”
You roll your eyes because you both know that that’s not really a thing you do, you are more than able to pay attention. You absorb every molecule of information that you come across into your think sponge, your team mates can’t believe all of the things that you remember.
You take a couple of steps further before stopping to look at him. “Zelda is the worst character.”
“kk, you just don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“What?” You stare at him like he’s lost his mind, and as long as you’ve known him, you think he just might have.
“Zelda is a great character.”
Yep he’s lost his mind. “No she’s not.”
His intelligent reply “Yes!”
You groan and tug at your hair in frustration. “Zelda is just the typical princess character,” probably the only reason the skirt chaser even likes her, “and without Link she’d be dead.”
He snorts and you glare at him. He has his condescending look on his face and you’d love nothing more than to punch him. Punching him sounds like a very good idea, but you’re trying to get over your violet tendency. You just clear your throat preparing to tell him exactly what you think.
“Link is easily the best character in the game if not of all--" Your words cut off with a surprised sound, and he lets out one too.
The gray halls of the lab are replaced with a vast nothingness and it caused you to panic wonder what could be fucking you over now. All too soon scenery comes swimming into view, and your standing in a clearing surrounded by weird looking trees in the middle of the day.
You instantly cringe away from the light pouring down on you, but then you realize that you’re not in any pain so you drop your arms from in front of your face and really look around. You ignore Sollux’s whines of “It burns.” as you walk around the clearing. Even though this looks real to you and nothing like it did on your TV screen it takes you know time to figure out exactly where you are.
You kick Sollux’s stomach, “Get up douchmuffin.”
“Why are you so abusive?” He whines up at you and uncurls from his ball on the ground finally realizing that he’s fine. “Where are we?”
“We’re in the Lost Wood.”
“The Lost Wood?” He stands giving you a odd look from over his glasses. “Karkat, do you hear what’s coming out of your mouth? I know the game has left you under a lot of stress, but now isn’t the time to be losing what little of a mind you had.”
“Some matespirit you are.” You sneer at him.
“Okay, well where is your proof that’s where we are?”
“You have to undermined everything I say don’t you?”
“Ehehehe, you’re so cute when your angry.”
You groan repressing the need to punch him, he’s your matespirit not your kismesis. You snag his hand and begin dragging him down a path, “Come on.”
But before you get more than a couple of feet the fairy appears in front of you. You both jump back and you let out a hiss, but she just smiles prettily at you. “I’m sorry boys, but I can’t let you go out like that.” He taps her wand to both of your heads and disappears with a giggle.
Your eyes shut tightly because you already know what’s happened without even having to see it. You can feel the material brush against your legs in the breeze. Finally you open your eyes and Sollux’s cocky grin tells you everything. “You look stupid in green.”
“Ehehehe, says the guy in a dress.”
“FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS IS STUPID!” you screech sending birds into flight.
“Ehehehe, I don’t know kk, I think you look pretty cute.”
He may be your matespirit, but you swear to god you hate him.
FILL: TEAM Karkat♥Sollux - Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (1991)
You walk on listening to him ramble on about some amazing princesses and while the story sounds vaguely familiar to you can’t quite place it. He doesn’t even seem to realize that you’re not even listening any more.
“Zelda is definitely the best character.” He grins at you with his freak teeth.
“Zelda, as in Legend of Zelda?”
“Were you even listening to a thing I said, kk?” His grin falls and he stops walking to cross his arms.
“Honestly? Not really. You didn’t even give any indication as to what you were talking about, you just expected me to know.”
“Fuck you kk. Don’t blame me for your inability to pay attention.”
You roll your eyes because you both know that that’s not really a thing you do, you are more than able to pay attention. You absorb every molecule of information that you come across into your think sponge, your team mates can’t believe all of the things that you remember.
You take a couple of steps further before stopping to look at him. “Zelda is the worst character.”
“kk, you just don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“What?” You stare at him like he’s lost his mind, and as long as you’ve known him, you think he just might have.
“Zelda is a great character.”
Yep he’s lost his mind. “No she’s not.”
His intelligent reply “Yes!”
You groan and tug at your hair in frustration. “Zelda is just the typical princess character,” probably the only reason the skirt chaser even likes her, “and without Link she’d be dead.”
He snorts and you glare at him. He has his condescending look on his face and you’d love nothing more than to punch him. Punching him sounds like a very good idea, but you’re trying to get over your violet tendency. You just clear your throat preparing to tell him exactly what you think.
“Link is easily the best character in the game if not of all--" Your words cut off with a surprised sound, and he lets out one too.
The gray halls of the lab are replaced with a vast nothingness and it caused you to panic wonder what could be fucking you over now. All too soon scenery comes swimming into view, and your standing in a clearing surrounded by weird looking trees in the middle of the day.
You instantly cringe away from the light pouring down on you, but then you realize that you’re not in any pain so you drop your arms from in front of your face and really look around. You ignore Sollux’s whines of “It burns.” as you walk around the clearing. Even though this looks real to you and nothing like it did on your TV screen it takes you know time to figure out exactly where you are.
You kick Sollux’s stomach, “Get up douchmuffin.”
“Why are you so abusive?” He whines up at you and uncurls from his ball on the ground finally realizing that he’s fine. “Where are we?”
“We’re in the Lost Wood.”
“The Lost Wood?” He stands giving you a odd look from over his glasses. “Karkat, do you hear what’s coming out of your mouth? I know the game has left you under a lot of stress, but now isn’t the time to be losing what little of a mind you had.”
“Some matespirit you are.” You sneer at him.
“Okay, well where is your proof that’s where we are?”
“You have to undermined everything I say don’t you?”
“Ehehehe, you’re so cute when your angry.”
You groan repressing the need to punch him, he’s your matespirit not your kismesis. You snag his hand and begin dragging him down a path, “Come on.”
But before you get more than a couple of feet the fairy appears in front of you. You both jump back and you let out a hiss, but she just smiles prettily at you. “I’m sorry boys, but I can’t let you go out like that.” He taps her wand to both of your heads and disappears with a giggle.
Your eyes shut tightly because you already know what’s happened without even having to see it. You can feel the material brush against your legs in the breeze. Finally you open your eyes and Sollux’s cocky grin tells you everything. “You look stupid in green.”
“Ehehehe, says the guy in a dress.”
“FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS IS STUPID!” you screech sending birds into flight.
“Ehehehe, I don’t know kk, I think you look pretty cute.”
He may be your matespirit, but you swear to god you hate him.