???: Welcome to the world of Pokemon! My name is Professor Oak. ???: What the hell???????? OAK: Pokemon are creatures that live throughout this world. Some collect and breed them. Trainers use them to fight. I am a Pokemon researcher and collect data on them. ???: What the fuck is a Pokemon???????? OAK: First things first. Are you a boy or girl? ???: You have to ask???????? Ugh, are you senile or something, old man? OAK: Wonderful! What is your name? ???: Yeah, senility sure is wonderful. And it's Vriska Serket, duh. Who woooooooouldn't know me? OAK: It's a pleasure to meet you, Vriska Serket. OAK: My nephew is your rival... but I have forgotten his name. Could you remind me? VRISKA: Yeah, yeah, whateeeeeeeever, nice to meet you too. And I'm just getting the sense that you're an exceedingly competent old man with no memory pro8lems whatsoever. VRISKA: Not!!!!!!!! OAK: Silly me, how could I forget his name is Not? OAK: Before you start on your adventure, you need to pick a starter companion. Your first Pokemon is special and can be a life long friend if trained properly. OAK: Do you choose: Squirtle, the Water Pokemon that is weak against Grass; Bulbasaur, the Grass Pokemon that is weak against Fire; or Charmander, the Fire Pokemon that is weak against Water? VRISKA: Don't you have anything a little more 8adass? OAK: Fantastic choice! Would you like to name your new Charmander? VRISKA: Hmmmmmmmm... I'll name this 8itch Tavros! VRISKA: This way it'll 8e extra funny when I 8eat it up. OAK: What a wonderful name for a Charmander! Tavros has joined your party! OAK: Now, before you leave on your journey, I have a favour to ask. Please take this PokeDex. OAK: It will collect helpful data on Pokemon and help me with my research. I will of course give you special items as you catch more Pokemon! OAK: If you collect them all, you will get something extraordinary! VRISKA: W8... so this is like a game? VRISKA: Okay. Okay, I could may8e get into this. OAK: I'm sure I will hear good things about you as you fight your way to Indigo Plateau! Good luck! VRISKA: Indigo what? Doesn't a 8itch get a map???????? OAK: Have fun on your adventure! VRISKA: I h8 you soooooooo much right now.
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???: What the hell????????
OAK: Pokemon are creatures that live throughout this world. Some collect and breed them. Trainers use them to fight. I am a Pokemon researcher and collect data on them.
???: What the fuck is a Pokemon????????
OAK: First things first. Are you a boy or girl?
???: You have to ask???????? Ugh, are you senile or something, old man?
OAK: Wonderful! What is your name?
???: Yeah, senility sure is wonderful. And it's Vriska Serket, duh. Who woooooooouldn't know me?
OAK: It's a pleasure to meet you, Vriska Serket.
OAK: My nephew is your rival... but I have forgotten his name. Could you remind me?
VRISKA: Yeah, yeah, whateeeeeeeever, nice to meet you too. And I'm just getting the sense that you're an exceedingly competent old man with no memory pro8lems whatsoever.
VRISKA: Not!!!!!!!!
OAK: Silly me, how could I forget his name is Not?
OAK: Before you start on your adventure, you need to pick a starter companion. Your first Pokemon is special and can be a life long friend if trained properly.
OAK: Do you choose: Squirtle, the Water Pokemon that is weak against Grass; Bulbasaur, the Grass Pokemon that is weak against Fire; or Charmander, the Fire Pokemon that is weak against Water?
VRISKA: Don't you have anything a little more 8adass?
OAK: Fantastic choice! Would you like to name your new Charmander?
VRISKA: Hmmmmmmmm... I'll name this 8itch Tavros!
VRISKA: This way it'll 8e extra funny when I 8eat it up.
OAK: What a wonderful name for a Charmander! Tavros has joined your party!
OAK: Now, before you leave on your journey, I have a favour to ask. Please take this PokeDex.
OAK: It will collect helpful data on Pokemon and help me with my research. I will of course give you special items as you catch more Pokemon!
OAK: If you collect them all, you will get something extraordinary!
VRISKA: W8... so this is like a game?
VRISKA: Okay. Okay, I could may8e get into this.
OAK: I'm sure I will hear good things about you as you fight your way to Indigo Plateau! Good luck!
VRISKA: Indigo what? Doesn't a 8itch get a map????????
OAK: Have fun on your adventure!
VRISKA: I h8 you soooooooo much right now.