You blink, once, twice... and holy shit, they do work. You know you're messed up in the head when you live in the Land of Forests and Fairies and the fairies hurt your fucking eyes. You always were the odd one out, then. Woop de fucking doo.
"Yeah, they actually do. How do I look, Egbert?" You turn and smile at your friend who is grinning at you, slightly big glasses fitting awkwardly onto your face. "Where'd you even get them?"
He shoves you a bit, and laughs, "you look like a doofus." His fairy flutters around his head and it doesn't hurt your eyes to look at like it would, the brightness given off from the fairies was always a bit too bright for you to look at. "And Bro gave them to me, actually. He wanted me to give you a pair like his, but like hell I'm gonna give you something that lame." He rolls his eyes, and you take slight offense. The Great Bro Tree's glasses are the shit. But these are pretty cool too, seeing as how they're from your best bro...
He shoves you when you call him lame, and you shove back and you hope these days don't ever end because they're perfect as you both lay back in the grass and talk.
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"Do they work?"
You blink, once, twice... and holy shit, they do work. You know you're messed up in the head when you live in the Land of Forests and Fairies and the fairies hurt your fucking eyes. You always were the odd one out, then. Woop de fucking doo.
"Yeah, they actually do. How do I look, Egbert?" You turn and smile at your friend who is grinning at you, slightly big glasses fitting awkwardly onto your face. "Where'd you even get them?"
He shoves you a bit, and laughs, "you look like a doofus." His fairy flutters around his head and it doesn't hurt your eyes to look at like it would, the brightness given off from the fairies was always a bit too bright for you to look at. "And Bro gave them to me, actually. He wanted me to give you a pair like his, but like hell I'm gonna give you something that lame." He rolls his eyes, and you take slight offense. The Great Bro Tree's glasses are the shit. But these are pretty cool too, seeing as how they're from your best bro...
He shoves you when you call him lame, and you shove back and you hope these days don't ever end because they're perfect as you both lay back in the grass and talk.