If you are looking for a random team, perhaps Dirk<3Jake<3Jane<3Roxy with me?

You could get your Jane<3Roxy love inside of an alphakid OT4

(I really want a team, and I'm so afraid I'm not going to get one, and I'm like you, because I love Dirk<3Jake, but then I also love Jake<3Roxy and Dirk<3Roxy and even Jane<3Roxy and Jake<3Jane a little now, so it kind of made sense to jump on the OT4 ship to help it sail)