Are you all signed up for the HSO, except you ship a rarepair and your ships are left unconfirmed and you really don't want to be in Team English? Do you really like ancestors? Do you want to meet a bunch of cool people AND collaborate with them?
Ssssh, my darling shippers, don't cry. I have the perfect solution for you.
Team Condesce <3 Handmaid!
But why should I join this team? you ask. Let me tell you.
There's unlimited potential! They are two immortal badass ladies whose lives span pretty much the entire Homestuck timeline! You can set them practically anywhere and anywhen you want!
They totally met in canon and it was very emotional for the duration of that panel
Think of how tragic the whole servitude-to-Lord-English thing is! They know each other's feels, bro. They know.
It's adorable [SFW picture of Condesce plaiting Handmaid's hair around her horns].
Do you like FefAradia but wish it was more complicated and they were both a lot more hardboiled? Yeah, right here.
You'll get to work with talented writers and artists! There are already four of us and we are very cool, but we need your coolosity to complete us!
In conclusion, if you like sexy ladies, immortal forces to be reckoned with, evil, redeemable evil, redeemable evil with excellent hair, and wicked-awesome powers, come join us. We'd love to have you!
Condesce<3Handmaid!
Are you all signed up for the HSO, except you ship a rarepair and your ships are left unconfirmed and you really don't want to be in Team English? Do you really like ancestors? Do you want to meet a bunch of cool people AND collaborate with them?
Ssssh, my darling shippers, don't cry. I have the perfect solution for you.
Team Condesce <3 Handmaid!
But why should I join this team? you ask. Let me tell you.
In conclusion, if you like sexy ladies, immortal forces to be reckoned with, evil, redeemable evil, redeemable evil with excellent hair, and wicked-awesome powers, come join us. We'd love to have you!