hs_olympics | BONUS ROUND 2

Bonus Round 2

The Return of Round Robin Fanadventures

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Hi shippers! Welcome to Bonus Round 2.
Round Robin Fanadventures generated so much awesome stuff last year that we decided to bring it back!

For those who are new to HSO, this is not actually that complicated a concept, but it might be a little tricky to explain, so bear with me. The point of this round is to create a bunch of fanadventures that are for a team other than your own.

Rules

If you are starting a new adventure: start a new thread using the title format defined below. Include either text or 1-2 pieces of embedded art setting a scene (or both!), and finish with a command (==> does not count as a command for new threads). Then sit back and wait for someone else to contribute!
If you are continuing an adventure: find a thread that does not center around your team's ship. Then comment using the title format defined below. Include either text or 1-2 pieces of embedded art continuing the scene (or both!), and finish with a command (this can include ==>, though generally we would prefer otherwise). Then sit back and wait for someone else to contribute!
For ease of reading, we suggest using standardized image sizes. 600x400 landscape is a pretty good size! But as long as it's the same as the other images in the thread, people will have an easier time following along. The HTML for inserting images is <img src="http://yourimageurlhere.com">
For this challenge, there is no minimum wordcount. We are trusting you not to abuse that fact!
You may not comment twice in a row in one adventure. The point is to hand off the scene like a hot potato.
You may not introduce or create for your team's ship into a fanadventure. If someone else introduces your team's ship to a thread, you can still contribute to that thread so long as your contributions do not involve your ship.
This challenge will run until 11:59PM EDT July 7. After that time, even if it's just by a minute according to the LJ timestamp, no submissions will be accepted for points.

NOTES:

Audio posts are fine, so long as you include a transcript.
Please make sure to check that your titles are correct!
You may answer commands that have already been answered. Think of it like a 'choose your own adventure' game!

Title Format
If you are starting a new thread, use this format in your title.

Replace [THEIR SHIP] with the ship you want this particular fanadventure thread to be. Remember that you cannot create a fanadventure based on your own ship. Whatever ship you choose must be represented by a HSO team not your own. The only exception is gen adventures, which are permitted.
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with. If your team name is not in this format and in the title it may not be counted.

If you are continuing a thread, use this format in your title.

Replace [COMMAND] with whatever command the previous fill has specified.
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your title is not in this format it may not be counted.

Posts not using this format in the title will be understood to be unofficial discussion posts, no matter what they contain. They, like all comments on the comm, are subject to the Wank Policy.

Scoring
(as stated here)
First 5 entries per team: 30 (per entry)
Entries 6-10: 20 (per entry)
Entries 11-15: 10 (per entry)
Entries 16+: 5 (per entry)

All fanadventure content must be created new for this round.

We would prefer that any questions about this challenge or anything else in the HSO be emailed to us at homestuck.shipping AT gmail!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you are not even a little bit nervous.

Your METEOR is about to be graced by the presence of ONE (1) GAUDY GOLD BATTLESHIP, ONE (1) FEATHERY ASSHOLE, and TWO (2) EXCITABLE GODS.

But like you said, you're not nervous. Look at you, do you look nervous? No, this is the face of a HARDENED, BLOODTHIRSTY LEADER. You've faced worse than this in your EIGHT (8) SWEEPS, this should be simple as sop-- oh god oh god they're coming right at you.

>Karkat: Brace for impact

Fuck it's too late. The two dorks barrel into you with the force of well, a giant space furry and a wind god.

You'd make a better comparison but you're too busy getting human hair and meteorite dust out of your mouth from the tackle hug. Gross.
=> Proceed to yell obscenities as you wipe your mouth of said matter.

Show Dialoglog

KARKAT: HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
KARKAT: ARE WE DOING THIS? ARE WE REALLY DOING THIS?
KARKAT: YEAH, YEAH, KARKAT WAS TRAPPED ON A GODFORSAKEN METEOR FOR THREE YEARS, WITH ONLY FOUR OTHER LIVING CREATURES.
KARKAT: NO WAIT, FIVE. BECAUSE OF THE HOOFBEASTSHIT MAYOR GUY.
JOHN: hoofbeastshit?
JADE: pfff
KARKAT: SHOVE IT UP YOUR WASTE EXPELLERS OR WHATEVER YOU HUMANS USE, I'M STILL TALKING.
KARKAT: THREE FUCKING YEARS WITH THEM AND I STILL DON'T KNOW YOUR TERMINOLOGY.
KARKAT: SO YEAH, FIVE OTHER CREATURES, WHO MAY BE ABLE TO PASS AS SEVERELY BRAIN DAMAGED REPRESENTATIONS OF "PEOPLE".
KARKAT: NO WAIT, FOUR PEOPLE, I WAS RIGHT THE FIRST TIME. GAMZEE NEVER SHOWED HIS FACE THE ENTIRE RIDE.
KARKAT: PROBABLY OFF WITH HIS OWN ROTTING CORPSE PARTY. WON'T ARADIA BE JEALOUS.
KARKAT: MY POINT IS, EVEN AFTER ALL THIS TIME, I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY.
KARKAT: AND ESPECIALLY NOT PITY IN THE FORM OF TWO HUNDRED TON WEIGHTS ON MY CHEST.
JADE: shut up fuckass!!
JOHN: :o
JADE: hehe

Jade: You've had three years to prepare the very best expletives for this moment. It's time to show Karkat what you've got.

JADE: Karkat you,------------------------
JADE: ----- --------- ----- ------------------------ and a -------------
JADE: -------------------------------------------------------------------------
JADE: -------------------------------------------------------------------------
JADE: -----------wrigglers ---------------------------------------------------
JADE: blood and then your -------------------------------------------------------
JADE: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
JADE: ; D

>Karkat: Gape

That was the most shocking use of profanity you've ever seen. That was so vulgar you felt your lusus's aural cavities retroactively split into millions of shards of exoskeleton. Everything you have said or ever will say fucking pales into comparison with the elegance, the simplicity, the sheer nastiness of what you just heard coming out of Jade Harley's mouth.

It's much too dirty to print here.

>Karkat: Was that hot or was that hot???

It is utterly ridiculous to think that a strange alien dog girl spouting inane slurs at you could even remotely or feasibly be seen as something that were physically attrac- yeah, okay. That was hot.

YOU GUESS.

Jade Harley still has her hands on your hips and she's looking in at you in a totally expectant way and like fuck you know the right social convention to tell her you want to kiss her on the mouth. You settle for a few more rounds of gaping as her hands start to creep to your ass.

You would pray to the gods for salvation, but Rose and Dave are laughing uproariously and John looks more perplexed than concerned for the wellbeing on your fine tush.

> Be the perplexed wind god.

Holy shit.

>Karkat: Find a towel.

There are no towels in site at the moment and you are completely frantic ... and gross. This is horrible. Maybe it's better not to use a towel. Maybe they don't realize how disgustingly sticky you are.

> Be someone who isn't sweating profusely.

Your name is John Egbert and what the fuck did Jade just say? You've spent three years with her and she's never even hinted at honing her cursing skills to this extent! Must have been all that time spent goofing off with Dave (or Davesprite, as she insists).

Still, you can't help but feel a bit irritated that she managed to work Karkat up so quickly. You know that this relationship is about the three of you, but, man, your prankster's gambit weeps at the missed opportunity!

Oh well. You guess you'll have to think of something else to make Karkat even more frantic, hehe!

>John: Initiate prank!
>John: Or just kiss him already, jeez.

BONUS ROUND 2

Bonus Round 2

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New Jade<3John<3Karkat Game (FILL: TEAM DAVE<3ROSE)

Karkat: Brace for impact. (FILL: TEAM DAVE<3JAKE)

Karkat: Proceed to yell obscenities as you wipe your mouth of said matter. [FILL: TEAM JADE<3NEPETA]

Jade: You've had three years to prepare the very best expletives (FILL: Team Dave<3Rose<3Terezi)

>Karkat: Was that hot or was that hot??? (FILL: TEAM ARADIA<3ROSE)

>Karkat: Was that hot or was that hot??? (FILL: TEAM DAVE<3ROSE)

>Karkat: Find a towel (FILL: Team Dave<3Vriska)

>Be someone who isn't sweating profusely. (FILL: Team BRO<3GRANDPA)