"Golly ho it is sure crime today." Says Jake the adventure one.
"Okay let me tell you about crimes did you know crimes originated in the 1350s also the deep personal connection between crime and I know about everything let me tell you about this more." Murmured Aranea sensually, motivated by her sexuality.
Aranea spun dramatically in her trenchcoat and then clung sidewaysishly to Jakes arm. She pointed with her pointing finger into the sky and said "Jake it is there that I am seeing the plane of the bad criminal we are trying to catch because we are detectives who are catching the bad man criminal."
"Yeah I like totally know." Said Jake compassionately as he began to morph into a wheelbarrow. "Oh no my disease is activating how will we catch the bad now." He told Aranea apathetically.
"what a drama." said aranea, gliding towards the concrete and putting her face into her hands which were cupped like a bowl of soup that is holding hot soup for small children when they are sick except the soup was the tears she cried into her hands and if you fed it children they would taste only pain.
"now im better." said jake and he stopped being a wheelbarrow.
"that is badass you are so hard boiled egg." said aranea, her heart going doki doki desu. she opened her eyes and let the sun shine down on her and they knew that in that moment they were infinite.
"golly jeez british beans on toast bad teeth and good television is that a criminal i have seen???" asked the jake one
"yes i am becoming sure that you are seeing a bad criminal what will you do you are the one who is apprehending the bad criminal"
they did a fistbump in joy when they saw the criminal and went to catch him
"life is very hard for us." said them as they arrested the criminal. jake had to take off his pants and dance to make the criminal stop. "no this dancing it is making me want to dance." said the criminal as they were arresting him and doing a tango
"dDANCE ING OFF." whispered jake when the criminal was on the ground writhing in pain from dance fever.
aranea swooned and jake dipped her, putting his hand on her fine waist. "wow i am becoming so hard." he said. "boiled."
aranea looked passively at him and acted like megan fox in transformers.
then they kissed and the beathoven music played and a flower fell onto jakes butt to represent how bootylicious he was. they began to dance again as a mob man came to bow at their feet
Re: PROMPT: TEAM JAKE<3JANE
"Golly ho it is sure crime today." Says Jake the adventure one.
"Okay let me tell you about crimes did you know crimes originated in the 1350s also the deep personal connection between crime and I know about everything let me tell you about this more." Murmured Aranea sensually, motivated by her sexuality.
Aranea spun dramatically in her trenchcoat and then clung sidewaysishly to Jakes arm. She pointed with her pointing finger into the sky and said "Jake it is there that I am seeing the plane of the bad criminal we are trying to catch because we are detectives who are catching the bad man criminal."
"Yeah I like totally know." Said Jake compassionately as he began to morph into a wheelbarrow. "Oh no my disease is activating how will we catch the bad now." He told Aranea apathetically.
"what a drama." said aranea, gliding towards the concrete and putting her face into her hands which were cupped like a bowl of soup that is holding hot soup for small children when they are sick except the soup was the tears she cried into her hands and if you fed it children they would taste only pain.
"now im better." said jake and he stopped being a wheelbarrow.
"that is badass you are so hard boiled egg." said aranea, her heart going doki doki desu. she opened her eyes and let the sun shine down on her and they knew that in that moment they were infinite.
"golly jeez british beans on toast bad teeth and good television is that a criminal i have seen???" asked the jake one
"yes i am becoming sure that you are seeing a bad criminal what will you do you are the one who is apprehending the bad criminal"
they did a fistbump in joy when they saw the criminal and went to catch him
"life is very hard for us." said them as they arrested the criminal. jake had to take off his pants and dance to make the criminal stop.
"no this dancing it is making me want to dance." said the criminal as they were arresting him and doing a tango
"dDANCE ING OFF." whispered jake when the criminal was on the ground writhing in pain from dance fever.
aranea swooned and jake dipped her, putting his hand on her fine waist. "wow i am becoming so hard." he said. "boiled."
aranea looked passively at him and acted like megan fox in transformers.
then they kissed and the beathoven music played and a flower fell onto jakes butt to represent how bootylicious he was. they began to dance again as a mob man came to bow at their feet
LOVE DEFEATS ALL the end