hs_olympics | BONUS ROUND 1

Bonus Round 1

Genre-Mixing

Hey, shippers! Welcome to your very first bonus round proper--we hope you have lots of fun with it! This time around we're going to be asking you to mix it up a little--each fanwork posted for this round will be a mish-mash of two different genres, blended together in a delightful incestuous slurry to create an UNSTOPPABLE CREATIVE CONCOCTION--er. Or. Something.

Yeah, we're genre-mixing. That's what we're doing this round.

Rules

Submit prompts! Prompts should consist of two different genres and one ship. This cannot be your team's ship! These are worth 5 points each, for a maximum of 100 points per team.

Look through the prompts and fill whichever you like!

You may not fill prompts for your ship, nor may you fill your own team's prompts.

Fills should be posted as replies to the prompts which they are for, following the format below. They may be any medium.

Title Format
If you are starting a new thread, please use this format in your title.

Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your team name is not in this format and in the title we cannot guarantee that it will be counted.

If you are filling a prompt, use this format in your title.

Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your team name is not in this format and in the title we cannot guarantee that it will be counted.

Posts not using this format in the title will be understood to be unofficial discussion posts, no matter what they contain. They, like all comments on the comm, are subject to the Wank Policy.

Scoring
For prompt posts: 5 points each (maximum of 100 per team)

For fills (as stated here):
First 5 entries in each post: 30 (per entry)
Entries 6-10 in each post: 20 (per entry)
Entries 11-15 in each post: 10 (per entry)
Entries 16+ in each post: 5 (per entry)

All scored content must be created/assembled new for this round.

If you have any questions, please ask them at the FAQ post here, or email them to us (homestuck.shipping at gmail). Otherwise, we cannot guarantee that we will see them in a timely fashion!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

"Golly ho it is sure crime today." Says Jake the adventure one.

"Okay let me tell you about crimes did you know crimes originated in the 1350s also the deep personal connection between crime and I know about everything let me tell you about this more." Murmured Aranea sensually, motivated by her sexuality.

Aranea spun dramatically in her trenchcoat and then clung sidewaysishly to Jakes arm. She pointed with her pointing finger into the sky and said "Jake it is there that I am seeing the plane of the bad criminal we are trying to catch because we are detectives who are catching the bad man criminal."

"Yeah I like totally know." Said Jake compassionately as he began to morph into a wheelbarrow. "Oh no my disease is activating how will we catch the bad now." He told Aranea apathetically.

"what a drama." said aranea, gliding towards the concrete and putting her face into her hands which were cupped like a bowl of soup that is holding hot soup for small children when they are sick except the soup was the tears she cried into her hands and if you fed it children they would taste only pain.

"now im better." said jake and he stopped being a wheelbarrow.

"that is badass you are so hard boiled egg." said aranea, her heart going doki doki desu. she opened her eyes and let the sun shine down on her and they knew that in that moment they were infinite.

"golly jeez british beans on toast bad teeth and good television is that a criminal i have seen???" asked the jake one

"yes i am becoming sure that you are seeing a bad criminal what will you do you are the one who is apprehending the bad criminal"

they did a fistbump in joy when they saw the criminal and went to catch him

"life is very hard for us." said them as they arrested the criminal. jake had to take off his pants and dance to make the criminal stop.
"no this dancing it is making me want to dance." said the criminal as they were arresting him and doing a tango

"dDANCE ING OFF." whispered jake when the criminal was on the ground writhing in pain from dance fever.

aranea swooned and jake dipped her, putting his hand on her fine waist. "wow i am becoming so hard." he said. "boiled."

aranea looked passively at him and acted like megan fox in transformers.

then they kissed and the beathoven music played and a flower fell onto jakes butt to represent how bootylicious he was. they began to dance again as a mob man came to bow at their feet

LOVE DEFEATS ALL the end

BONUS ROUND 1

Bonus Round 1

Re: PROMPT: TEAM JAKE<3JANE