I... I'm not sure if this is what you were looking for. But have a pesterlog. --------------
caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB]
CA: wwhat are you doin right noww EB: hi eridan. EB: uh... EB: i was talking to dave, and before that we were CA: dont care CA: i havve to talk to you EB: oh man, what is it this time? CA: wwoww CA: wwhat a awwful thing a you to say CA: here i am lookin for some fuckin quality advvice in my time a need CA: and youre actin like im nothin but a huge fuckin inconvvenience. CA: fuck you john. EB: ok seriously you need to calm down, dude. EB: i wasn’t trying to say that you’re annoying or anything. EB: even though you are kind of clingy. CA: are you fuckin kiddin me EB: all i’m saying is that you’re a guy with a lot of problems. CA: knoww wwhat CA: youre the shittiest piece a shit matesprit in the history a fuckin shitty matesprits. CA: an thats a long fuckin history let me tell you EB: does that history include you? CA: ... CA: ok fuck this. EB: eridan, it was a joke!
ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering caligulasAquarium [CA]
EB: ok i’m sorry. EB: i’ll listen, i swear! EB: what did you want to talk about? CA: yeah CA: i kneww you wwould come around evventually EB: ugh CA: ok ok CA: no need to fuckin get impatient god john CA: anywway CA: somethin awwful happened to me today EB: what? CA: you knoww that ring that I wwear on my left middle finger EB: sure CA: wwhat do you mean sure CA: do you or dont you knoww the ring its a simple fuckin question EB: oh my god, eridan! EB: look i don’t memorize your rings, alright? EB: but for the sake of getting to the fucking point, then yes. yes i know what you’re talking about. EB: what about it? CA: its missing EB: you lost it? CA: no i didnt fuckin lose it you stupid piece a shit EB: ok jeez! EB: erm EB: did you try retracing your steps? that’s what always works for me. EB: oh man, this one time i lost one of my dad’s notes that he left for me. EB: i told you about those, right? i think so. EB: well i lost it and i looked everywhere for it because me and dave were kind of joking around about it and i wanted to get exact quotes. EB: it took me forever but i finally found it behind my bed and guess what? CA: no EB: my dad left me another note on top of the last one! it said something like ‘son, if you’re reading this then you found the missing note! you are an intelligent young man and i am so proud of you.’ EB: hahahahaha, i miss him. CA: wwell okay CA: i wwas about to yell at you for interruptin my personal crisis wwith your pointless story CA: but i can see that youre havvin some emotional feelins about your human lusus so ill refrain from sayin anythin negativve CA: ill just say im sorry EB: thanks eridan! CA: yeah CA: but wwe really should get back to my problem CA: namely because i think someone stole it EB: your ring? CA: wwhat the fuck else god are you evven payin attention EB: why would anyone steal it? CA: its a priceless artifact a troll culture plundered from the treasured depths by my fuckin swweet hand CA: wwho wwouldnt wwant to be stealin it is the better question EB: ok, uh EB: but i’m still not sure what the problem is? EB: don’t you have like tons of rings already? CA: that doesnt fuckin matter CA: i wwant that one its the first ring i evver found CA: ivve got all kinds a sentimental attachments to it that i doubt you wwould evver understand CA: it fuckin sucks john EB: oh man EB: i’m really, really sorry. i know all about dudes and their attachments, believe me. EB: are you sure you looked everywhere? CA: wwould i be fuckin sitting here cryin if i didnt CA: god you are just awwful at makin me feel better EB: ok ok!!! EB: look i don’t know what to say. i’m trying here! EB: there’s not much else i can do to make you feel better outside of getting you a new ring! EB: ... EB: eridan?
FILL: TEAM BRO<3GRANDPA
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caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB]
CA: wwhat are you doin right noww
EB: hi eridan.
EB: uh...
EB: i was talking to dave, and before that we were
CA: dont care
CA: i havve to talk to you
EB: oh man, what is it this time?
CA: wwoww
CA: wwhat a awwful thing a you to say
CA: here i am lookin for some fuckin quality advvice in my time a need
CA: and youre actin like im nothin but a huge fuckin inconvvenience.
CA: fuck you john.
EB: ok seriously you need to calm down, dude.
EB: i wasn’t trying to say that you’re annoying or anything.
EB: even though you are kind of clingy.
CA: are you fuckin kiddin me
EB: all i’m saying is that you’re a guy with a lot of problems.
CA: knoww wwhat
CA: youre the shittiest piece a shit matesprit in the history a fuckin shitty matesprits.
CA: an thats a long fuckin history let me tell you
EB: does that history include you?
CA: ...
CA: ok fuck this.
EB: eridan, it was a joke!
caligulasAquarium [CA] ceased trolling ectoBiologist [EB]
EB: aw man.
caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB]
EB: oh hey!
CA: are you ready to fuckin listen noww
EB: uh yeah i guess.
EB: you weren’t exactly gone long!
caligulasAquarium [CA] ceased trolling ectoBiologist [EB]
EB: wait!!!!!!!!!!
EB: oh my god, eridan.
ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering caligulasAquarium [CA]
EB: ok i’m sorry.
EB: i’ll listen, i swear!
EB: what did you want to talk about?
CA: yeah
CA: i kneww you wwould come around evventually
EB: ugh
CA: ok ok
CA: no need to fuckin get impatient god john
CA: anywway
CA: somethin awwful happened to me today
EB: what?
CA: you knoww that ring that I wwear on my left middle finger
EB: sure
CA: wwhat do you mean sure
CA: do you or dont you knoww the ring its a simple fuckin question
EB: oh my god, eridan!
EB: look i don’t memorize your rings, alright?
EB: but for the sake of getting to the fucking point, then yes. yes i know what you’re talking about.
EB: what about it?
CA: its missing
EB: you lost it?
CA: no i didnt fuckin lose it you stupid piece a shit
EB: ok jeez!
EB: erm
EB: did you try retracing your steps? that’s what always works for me.
EB: oh man, this one time i lost one of my dad’s notes that he left for me.
EB: i told you about those, right? i think so.
EB: well i lost it and i looked everywhere for it because me and dave were kind of joking around about it and i wanted to get exact quotes.
EB: it took me forever but i finally found it behind my bed and guess what?
CA: no
EB: my dad left me another note on top of the last one! it said something like ‘son, if you’re reading this then you found the missing note! you are an intelligent young man and i am so proud of you.’
EB: hahahahaha, i miss him.
CA: wwell okay
CA: i wwas about to yell at you for interruptin my personal crisis wwith your pointless story
CA: but i can see that youre havvin some emotional feelins about your human lusus so ill refrain from sayin anythin negativve
CA: ill just say im sorry
EB: thanks eridan!
CA: yeah
CA: but wwe really should get back to my problem
CA: namely because i think someone stole it
EB: your ring?
CA: wwhat the fuck else god are you evven payin attention
EB: why would anyone steal it?
CA: its a priceless artifact a troll culture plundered from the treasured depths by my fuckin swweet hand
CA: wwho wwouldnt wwant to be stealin it is the better question
EB: ok, uh
EB: but i’m still not sure what the problem is?
EB: don’t you have like tons of rings already?
CA: that doesnt fuckin matter
CA: i wwant that one its the first ring i evver found
CA: ivve got all kinds a sentimental attachments to it that i doubt you wwould evver understand
CA: it fuckin sucks john
EB: oh man
EB: i’m really, really sorry. i know all about dudes and their attachments, believe me.
EB: are you sure you looked everywhere?
CA: wwould i be fuckin sitting here cryin if i didnt
CA: god you are just awwful at makin me feel better
EB: ok ok!!!
EB: look i don’t know what to say. i’m trying here!
EB: there’s not much else i can do to make you feel better outside of getting you a new ring!
EB: ...
EB: eridan?
caligulasAquarium [CA] ceased trolling ectoBiologist [EB]
EB: siiiiiiiigh!
The next time you see him you shove a ring in his hand and walk away.