hs_olympics | BONUS ROUND 1

Bonus Round 1

Genre-Mixing

Hey, shippers! Welcome to your very first bonus round proper--we hope you have lots of fun with it! This time around we're going to be asking you to mix it up a little--each fanwork posted for this round will be a mish-mash of two different genres, blended together in a delightful incestuous slurry to create an UNSTOPPABLE CREATIVE CONCOCTION--er. Or. Something.

Yeah, we're genre-mixing. That's what we're doing this round.

Rules

Submit prompts! Prompts should consist of two different genres and one ship. This cannot be your team's ship! These are worth 5 points each, for a maximum of 100 points per team.

Look through the prompts and fill whichever you like!

You may not fill prompts for your ship, nor may you fill your own team's prompts.

Fills should be posted as replies to the prompts which they are for, following the format below. They may be any medium.

Title Format
If you are starting a new thread, please use this format in your title.

Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your team name is not in this format and in the title we cannot guarantee that it will be counted.

If you are filling a prompt, use this format in your title.

Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your team name is not in this format and in the title we cannot guarantee that it will be counted.

Posts not using this format in the title will be understood to be unofficial discussion posts, no matter what they contain. They, like all comments on the comm, are subject to the Wank Policy.

Scoring
For prompt posts: 5 points each (maximum of 100 per team)

For fills (as stated here):
First 5 entries in each post: 30 (per entry)
Entries 6-10 in each post: 20 (per entry)
Entries 11-15 in each post: 10 (per entry)
Entries 16+ in each post: 5 (per entry)

All scored content must be created/assembled new for this round.

If you have any questions, please ask them at the FAQ post here, or email them to us (homestuck.shipping at gmail). Otherwise, we cannot guarantee that we will see them in a timely fashion!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

John <3 Eridan = melodrama + angst.

Eridan being melodramatic and angsty over his hair I guess! I don't normally do comics but I tried u_u

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU THIS IS SO CUTE. <3

I... I'm not sure if this is what you were looking for. But have a pesterlog.
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caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB]

CA: wwhat are you doin right noww
EB: hi eridan.
EB: uh...
EB: i was talking to dave, and before that we were
CA: dont care
CA: i havve to talk to you
EB: oh man, what is it this time?
CA: wwoww
CA: wwhat a awwful thing a you to say
CA: here i am lookin for some fuckin quality advvice in my time a need
CA: and youre actin like im nothin but a huge fuckin inconvvenience.
CA: fuck you john.
EB: ok seriously you need to calm down, dude.
EB: i wasn’t trying to say that you’re annoying or anything.
EB: even though you are kind of clingy.
CA: are you fuckin kiddin me
EB: all i’m saying is that you’re a guy with a lot of problems.
CA: knoww wwhat
CA: youre the shittiest piece a shit matesprit in the history a fuckin shitty matesprits.
CA: an thats a long fuckin history let me tell you
EB: does that history include you?
CA: ...
CA: ok fuck this.
EB: eridan, it was a joke!

caligulasAquarium [CA] ceased trolling ectoBiologist [EB]

EB: aw man.

caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB]

EB: oh hey!
CA: are you ready to fuckin listen noww
EB: uh yeah i guess.
EB: you weren’t exactly gone long!

caligulasAquarium [CA] ceased trolling ectoBiologist [EB]

EB: wait!!!!!!!!!!
EB: oh my god, eridan.

ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering caligulasAquarium [CA]

EB: ok i’m sorry.
EB: i’ll listen, i swear!
EB: what did you want to talk about?
CA: yeah
CA: i kneww you wwould come around evventually
EB: ugh
CA: ok ok
CA: no need to fuckin get impatient god john
CA: anywway
CA: somethin awwful happened to me today
EB: what?
CA: you knoww that ring that I wwear on my left middle finger
EB: sure
CA: wwhat do you mean sure
CA: do you or dont you knoww the ring its a simple fuckin question
EB: oh my god, eridan!
EB: look i don’t memorize your rings, alright?
EB: but for the sake of getting to the fucking point, then yes. yes i know what you’re talking about.
EB: what about it?
CA: its missing
EB: you lost it?
CA: no i didnt fuckin lose it you stupid piece a shit
EB: ok jeez!
EB: erm
EB: did you try retracing your steps? that’s what always works for me.
EB: oh man, this one time i lost one of my dad’s notes that he left for me.
EB: i told you about those, right? i think so.
EB: well i lost it and i looked everywhere for it because me and dave were kind of joking around about it and i wanted to get exact quotes.
EB: it took me forever but i finally found it behind my bed and guess what?
CA: no
EB: my dad left me another note on top of the last one! it said something like ‘son, if you’re reading this then you found the missing note! you are an intelligent young man and i am so proud of you.’
EB: hahahahaha, i miss him.
CA: wwell okay
CA: i wwas about to yell at you for interruptin my personal crisis wwith your pointless story
CA: but i can see that youre havvin some emotional feelins about your human lusus so ill refrain from sayin anythin negativve
CA: ill just say im sorry
EB: thanks eridan!
CA: yeah
CA: but wwe really should get back to my problem
CA: namely because i think someone stole it
EB: your ring?
CA: wwhat the fuck else god are you evven payin attention
EB: why would anyone steal it?
CA: its a priceless artifact a troll culture plundered from the treasured depths by my fuckin swweet hand
CA: wwho wwouldnt wwant to be stealin it is the better question
EB: ok, uh
EB: but i’m still not sure what the problem is?
EB: don’t you have like tons of rings already?
CA: that doesnt fuckin matter
CA: i wwant that one its the first ring i evver found
CA: ivve got all kinds a sentimental attachments to it that i doubt you wwould evver understand
CA: it fuckin sucks john
EB: oh man
EB: i’m really, really sorry. i know all about dudes and their attachments, believe me.
EB: are you sure you looked everywhere?
CA: wwould i be fuckin sitting here cryin if i didnt
CA: god you are just awwful at makin me feel better
EB: ok ok!!!
EB: look i don’t know what to say. i’m trying here!
EB: there’s not much else i can do to make you feel better outside of getting you a new ring!
EB: ...
EB: eridan?

caligulasAquarium [CA] ceased trolling ectoBiologist [EB]

EB: siiiiiiiigh!

The next time you see him you shove a ring in his hand and walk away.

THIS IS SO ADORABLEEEE.

BONUS ROUND 1

Bonus Round 1

PROMPT: TEAM KANAYA<3VRISKA.

FILL: TEAM ERIDAN<3SOLLUX

Re: FILL: TEAM ERIDAN<3SOLLUX

FILL: TEAM BRO<3GRANDPA

Re: FILL: TEAM BRO<3GRANDPA