BONUS ROUND 2

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Bonus Round 2

The Return of Round Robin Fanadventures

Comments have been screened; we will be tallying the points over the next 48 hours or so, after which we will unscreen the comments. Comments have been unscreened! You may continue the fanadventures on this post as long as you like, though we will not be awarding further points.

Hi shippers! Welcome to Bonus Round 2.
Round Robin Fanadventures generated so much awesome stuff last year that we decided to bring it back!

For those who are new to HSO, this is not actually that complicated a concept, but it might be a little tricky to explain, so bear with me. The point of this round is to create a bunch of fanadventures that are for a team other than your own.

Rules

1. If you are starting a new adventure: start a new thread using the title format defined below. Include either text or 1-2 pieces of embedded art setting a scene (or both!), and finish with a command (==> does not count as a command for new threads). Then sit back and wait for someone else to contribute!
   
2. If you are continuing an adventure: find a thread that does not center around your team's ship. Then comment using the title format defined below. Include either text or 1-2 pieces of embedded art continuing the scene (or both!), and finish with a command (this can include ==>, though generally we would prefer otherwise). Then sit back and wait for someone else to contribute!
   
3. For ease of reading, we suggest using standardized image sizes. 600x400 landscape is a pretty good size! But as long as it's the same as the other images in the thread, people will have an easier time following along. The HTML for inserting images is <img src="http://yourimageurlhere.com">
   
4. For this challenge, there is no minimum wordcount. We are trusting you not to abuse that fact!
   
5. You may not comment twice in a row in one adventure. The point is to hand off the scene like a hot potato.
   
6. You may not introduce or create for your team's ship into a fanadventure. If someone else introduces your team's ship to a thread, you can still contribute to that thread so long as your contributions do not involve your ship.
   
7. This challenge will run until 11:59PM EDT July 7. After that time, even if it's just by a minute according to the LJ timestamp, no submissions will be accepted for points.

NOTES:

• Audio posts are fine, so long as you include a transcript.
  
• Please make sure to check that your titles are correct!
  
• You may answer commands that have already been answered. Think of it like a 'choose your own adventure' game!
  

Title Format
If you are starting a new thread, use this format in your title.
New [THEIR SHIP] Game (FILL: TEAM [YOUR SHIP])
Replace [THEIR SHIP] with the ship you want this particular fanadventure thread to be. Remember that you cannot create a fanadventure based on your own ship. Whatever ship you choose must be represented by a HSO team not your own. The only exception is gen adventures, which are permitted.
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with. If your team name is not in this format and in the title it may not be counted.

If you are continuing a thread, use this format in your title.
[COMMAND] (FILL: TEAM [YOUR SHIP])
Replace [COMMAND] with whatever command the previous fill has specified.
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your title is not in this format it may not be counted.

Posts not using this format in the title will be understood to be unofficial discussion posts, no matter what they contain. They, like all comments on the comm, are subject to the Wank Policy.

Scoring
(as stated here)
First 5 entries per team: 30 (per entry)
Entries 6-10: 20 (per entry)
Entries 11-15: 10 (per entry)
Entries 16+: 5 (per entry)

All fanadventure content must be created new for this round.

We would prefer that any questions about this challenge or anything else in the HSO be emailed to us at homestuck.shipping AT gmail!

Comments

> uu: Make some males for the bitches.

[doubleohally]

(I can't do pictures I am so sorry)
You click your mouse a few times, and then click it even more. Yes, yes those were perfect. So very perfect. You love this game. You can't wait to start this game and make them do all sorts of raunchy things. Yes, you can picture them now. Holdings hand and human marrying; it's so dirty.

> uu: Start Game.

>Jane: Look for laptop (FILL: TEAM SLICK<3<SNOWMAN)

[specialagentartemis]

You go to get your trusty LAPTOP. You always put it in the same place to charge, so you never have to look very hard to find it.



Well. Not usually.

Jane: Look for laptop, and actually have to look for it this time.

You scour your entire apartment. Being the detective that you are, normally you're quite good at finding things (Roxy has called you "teh bestest damn hufflepuff taht hogwarst has ever taken a gander at"), but your laptop has completely disappeared.

Jane: What happened to it?



You can guess exactly what happened to it.

Gamzee lost track of his and so took yours to the park, in case he wanted to troll his friends with frightening messages.


Jane: Hear police sirens

> Dave: Get your shit together and respond to Feferi.

[doubleohally]

Dave: because hes a fish
Dave: and bears dont swim
Dave: safe from bears
Dave: yeah
Dave: yeah
Dave: i have to go the fish is calling me look at that

You quickly hang up on her and turn around. HOW is that even possible? You're flipping shits all over the place, what do you do?

> Dave: Go to the store and get a new fish.

New Eridan<3Karkat Game (FILL: Team Karkat<3Karkat)

[doubleohally]

Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA and today hasn't been a good day, but it started off with promise. To recap your day the events were as follows: first, you got up today and got dressed. You are wearing the shirt with the dinosaur on it. Two, you went to school and there was a new boy in class, you thought it was cute and funny how short he was. Three, you went up and told him you thought it was cute and funny he was short. Four, he took your cookie and threw it on the ground. Then he stomped on it! He didn't even eat it. You are sad.

Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA, you are in KINDERGARTEN and the only thing you wanted was to make KARKAT VANTAS your friend. Everyone always told you, that you had a bad way with words. They said when you tried to be nice you sounded mean. That was dumb. You aren't mean! Why would you sound mean?

> Eridan: Ask him why he took your cookie.

> Sollux: Say hi to yourself. (Fill: Team Dave<3Karkat)

[lacertae_dreamscape]

You don't really have words to waste at yourself. Especially since you know what has happened, and you curse twice over at your stupidity.

You knew you shouldn't have tried this. It would have been better if you had failed. Now there's two halves of you.

Besides, you look like an idiot with that attire, and with a glance down at yourself, you realise you wear exactly the same clothes, up to the fluttering weird wings on your back.

You didn't actually expect to end up looking like this.

You didn't expect that twice, either.

Half of you wants to scoff and ignore the way the other half is looking at you with disapproval. The other half has half a mind to quit this shit and get rid of the other half.

All this half thing is making your head, as a whole, hurt.

And when your head hurts, it's far too easy to lose control of your psiionic powers.



The fact is that both halves of you are having the same exact problem.

Not just that, but your psiionics seem to be forcefully attracted to one another. You barely notice how the matching colours are somewhat un-matched now, because you're busy growling at your other half with all of your scorn.

SOLLUX1/: 2top beiing an a22, your power2 are me22iing up wiith miine

SOLLUX/2: you 2top iit

SOLLUX1/: oh my god, you're annoyiing. what wa2 ii thiinkiing iin lii2teniing two aa. now there'2 two of me. shit, kk ii2 goiing two have a fiield day wiith iit.

SOLLUX/2: who 2aiid iit had to be two of u2 godtiieriing? one dream 2elf ii2 enough two get through the 2e22iion.

SOLLUX1/: 2tep back then.

SOLLUX/2: you 2tep back.

SOLLUX1/: fuck thii2.


==> One half of Sollux: pester AA
==> Second half of Sollux: pester KK

>Rose: Explore the meteor and ponder the situation (FILL: Team Dave<3John)

[jamkiske]

The two of you continue to explore, now engulfed in a fairly awkward silence. Of course, your brain is anything but silence, the previously pondered brain dead state now a million miles away.

What had just happened? She'd hit you of course, as you'd asked, and it had quite literally knocked you off your feet as had whatever it was exactly that followed. You lightly touch your knuckle, still stained with a few small droplets of blood, with the hands of your other finger. Of course this doesn't compare at all to the touch of Kanaya's lips, the thought of it making you blush. You quickly put you hand back at your side, noticing that Kanaya has stopped to stare for a bit during one of her routine checks that you're still following.

You clear your throat as you close the distance between the two of you, now walking by her side as you continue down the corridor. It might be best to break this awkward silence.

>Rose: Break the awkward silence

Sollux: Open the door (FILL: TEAM [Sollux<>Terezi])

[rydia]

You are now SOLLUX CAPTOR.

You are a COLOSSAL FUCK UP, but you have recently acquired a MOIRAIL who has been pretty good at making you less of a COLOSSAL FUCK UP. Which is pretty nice, actually. You have had 242% fewer PSYCHOTIC MELTDOWNS in the past few perigrees, which you attribute solely to your aforementioned MOIRAIL.

Yeah. A few perigrees. Maybe six or seven, you think? You aren't sure, because you are TERRIBLE WITH DATES.

Currently, you are coding the shit out of this new program you've gotten the idea for. It is going to be the best program you have ever written. It is going to make every other program in the entire universe look like the underside of an obese hoofbeast with digestion problems. Because, when it comes to coding, you are simply the best there is.

Except when you wrote that script that was supposed to link your computer to the remote database someone had set up in your communal hivestem and then disable the universe-wide web in apartment 217, since that guy was a douche that always left his laundry in the washinator way too fucking long because he was too busy playing Dark Age of Alternia. That code hadn't worked out so well, and you'd had to break into his DAoA account and delete all his high level characters instead, after timidly restoring power to the entire hivestem. Oops.

That had not been your best coding night.

Nor had it been your best night that time you accidentally melted down one of your silicomb beehouse mainframes on account of trying to something new with one your virus codes.

Or that time you...

Well, the list continues.

You are really not all that good with computers. You are terrible with computers. You conveniently forget the fact that you were three when you melted that mainframe, that you had only knocked out power to the entire hivestem because you ran the code remotely from Karkat's computer, and that 99.9999% of your codes are amazing and perfect and better than just about anyone on Alternia could come up with.

That isn't the point! The point is that you're awful, and this code is going to suck, and you might as well save yourself the effort of trying, because there isn't any point!

You decide instead to go on Trollian, but Karkat's name is idle. He had hinted at doing something special tonight, so you figure he is off and busy. Maybe you will play one of your game grubs. Maybe you will go for a walk! No, that sounds hard.

But either way, you're pretty sure you haven't left your hive in about a week or so, so why the fuck not.

You open your hivestem door out into the hallway and immediately notice your moirail standing in front of you. It does not immediately occur to you that he is wearing a suit. He has his back to you, and you are very confused.

"KK?" you ask.


>Karkat: ABORT! ABORT! DITCH THE FLOWERS! ABORT!

[Jade: Let the new student borrow a pencil.] (FILL: TEAM John<>Vriska)

[mostlyhazel]

JADE: oh! here you go!
HOT NEW STUDENT: Thank You Very Much



Hot a what!! It seems that the narration wasn't kidding when it said how hot the new student was! You have to know who she is!

==>Jade: Talk to your best bud about this hot new student

New Eridan <3 Sollux Game (Fill: Team Sollux <> Terezi

[rydia]

Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA and you are REALLY PISSED OFF.

You are many other things that are not really pissed off, including WORRIED and OVER-DRAMATICALLY CONSIDERING SUICIDE and KIND OF DEPRESSED, YOU GUESS. But it is easiest to concentrate on the REALLY PISSED OFF part because the rest of the feelings are ANNOYING.

There is a REASON that you feel these things, of course! That REASON is entirely the fault of your BOYFRIEND, an asshole named SOLLUX CAPTOR. You have been dating said boyfriend for EXACTLY ONE YEAR, or you will have been at 8:26 PM.

Now, you are not a stupid man. You know damn well that Sollux can't remember what day of the week it is. You know that he forgot his own mother's birthday last year. You even know that he couldn't remember what day Christmas was on at one point in his life. The man is a fucking genius when it comes to computers, but he is COMPLETE SHIT when it comes to calendars.

It isn't as though you didn't give him warning! You have been dropping hints for more than a month now and what has it gotten you? Nothing.

It is 5:22 in the afternoon, and you have just arrived home from your job. Sollux has three hours to remember what today is, or he doesn't get that fuckin' awesome thing you bought him and then made Feferi wrap for you. (Neither of you are sure what it is, but you ARE sure that it is something he wants.) He won't get it on account of him being the biggest jerky dumbface in the universe, and you are totally not pouting right now, shut up, Fef.

Sollux is sitting in his office, no doubt, working on some shitty project for some shitty client of his, or, more than likely, playing the fuck out of Minecraft. You hate Minecraft because he gets on these binges, and he is still up playing when you get up to go to work. (He did build you a fuckin' awesome purple palace one time, though.)

You have dinner reservations at seven. You should change before then. You should also drop some more incredibly obvious hints to your idiot boyfriend that today is something special. You might even want to call Feferi to whine at her and hope Sollux overhears.

What will you do?

> Eridan: Pester your idiot boyfriend.

> Karkat: Fail to resist the urge. (FILL: Team Equius <3 Tavros)

[djiinraidinnae]

Karkat: Fail to resist the urge.



You fail to fail to resist the urge. What kind of chump would you be to give up so easily? You'd have to be almost as stupid as your Past self for that kind of bullshit. If there's one thing you've learned about yourself it's that you don't get shit done when you're busy being Past Karkat.

Well, whatever. You read the messages anyway, but you're definitely not going to respond! No way!

Oh, great, it's that Future prick. He thinks he's so cool and that he knows so much better than you do. You'll have him know that these human therapy exercises are working out just fine! Fuck that guy. You don't give a flying fuck what he has to say.

> ======> Karkat: Flip your shit over new messages

>Terezi: Contemplate your combined future as lusii. (FILL: Team Dave<3Rose<3Terezi)

[megaparsecs]

You imagine your future as a prosperous human family unit, raising a healthy growing egg.



TEREZI: ROS3 MY B34UT1FUL HUM4N M4T3SPR1T 1 4M HOM3 NOW 4ND H4V3 BROUGHT W1TH M3 TH3 CUR3D 4ND S4LT3D O1NKB34ST FL3SH.
ROSE: Ah, yes, I can see that. While I've doubtless stayed home alone, cleaning up after my terrible alien wife and our strange rotund child, an aberration whose unchanging face haunts my every waking moment.
ROSE: Every moment I long for escape. To finally make something of myself, to free myself from the cloying spittle-smelling floral apron of our marriage.
ROSE: Young Egg Lalonde-Pyrope will slowly wither under the weight of so much matrimonial discontent. We will drift away from each other.
ROSE: Ours will be a broken family.
ROSE: Poor Egg. Such a bright future, such a dark mind.
ROSE: I imagine the therapist bills will be massive.
TEREZI: WOW TH1S GOT D4RK F4ST.
TEREZI: DO W3 PULL OUR M4T3SPR1TSH1P TOG3TH3R 4T TH3 L4ST M1NUT3 TO S4VE OUR 3GGY CH1LD?
ROSE: Prognosis is doubtful.

Clearly more strategizing is necessary to ensure that your cluckbeast produce child grows up in a safe and loving environment.

>TEREZI + ROSE: Name the egg already.

>Jane: Establish superiority on Derse by punching nearest authority figure (FILL: TEAM DAVE<3KARKAT)

[grayscaleodyssey]

You find no authority figure on this desolate planet. You watch with soulless eyes as cathedrals burn to the ground. The dersites appear to have disappeared. If they were lucky, they were consumed by the flames as well. The night is dark and full of terrors and you're Jane motherfucking Crocker.

In space, no one can hear you scream.

You briefly wonder what the hell is even up with all this fire.

For lack of a better authority figure, you decide to establish your dominance over the fire and punch it directly in the face.



It hisses in pain.

>Jane: Blow this popsicle stand and find your dad.

Re: ==>Dead Karkat: Respond. (FILL: TEAM ERIDAN<3KARKAT)

[vampyk]

This guy starts strolling up to you like you're any ordinary person. You're already the definition of pissed off, you have no idea what good Karkat B think's he's doing by confronting you.

He even asks what's the problem, and you think you're going to throw a fit.


KARKAT: **MY** PROBLEM?
KARKAT: YOU'RE ASKING WHAT ****MY**** PROBLEM IS?
KARKAT: LOOK AT YOU, ACTING CONCERNED FOR ME.
KARKAT: WELL, HERE'S *MY* PROBLEM.
KARKAT: YOU'RE MY PROBLEM.
KARKAT: THAT'S WHAT MY FUCKING PROBLEM IS.
KARKAT: AND **YOU**, I DON'T GIVE A SWEET ALMIGHTY TAINTCHAFING FUCK WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THAT.
KARKAT: AND DON'T YOU DARE TAKE ANY OF THIS THE WRONG WAY OR I AM GOING TO RIP YOUR THROAT OUT.
KARKAT: I THOUGHT I HAD PEACE AND QUIET HERE IN THIS DREAM BUBBLE, BUT *NO*.
KARKAT: ~***YOU***~ HAVE TO COME HERE AND ASK WHAT'S MY PROBLEM.
KARKAT: WELL THERE YOU HAVE IT, ARE YOU HAPPY WITH THAT ANSWER?


You're definitely throwing a fit and blabbering nonsense to him, and you regret it instantly. He's probably going think you're stupid, if he doesn't already believe that.

Now he has his hands up defensively and he's giving you a sort of surprised look, like he didn't expect this or for you to even respond to him.

Well, respond in that way. Yelling and all.

==>ALPHA KARKAT: Defend yourself against this rude and stupid idiot.

New KANAYA<3ROSE Game (FILL: TEAM NEPETA<3TEREZI)

[kexx]

(Sorry if gif takes a bit to load...)

There she is at the punch bowl. Rose Lalonde. Your best friend. You did everything together. Even go to this poorly thrown together "Halloween" party wearing costumes from the same movie that the John human forced you both to watch. You think it was called "Greasy" or something along those lines. Human movie titles are so confusingly undesciptive. Either way, tonight was the night you were going to confess your red feelings, but you've been semi-avoiding her by wandering about the dance floor alone. She's radiant tonight. It's time for you to stop gawking and finally approach her.

Kanaya: Man up and talk to your best friend.

>Karkat: Wrestle the lipstick from Kanaya Maryam. (FILL: TEAM ERIDAN<3KARKAT)

[plushi]

Wrestle the lipstick from Kanaya Maryam.


Stab it in her kidney.


Wait a minute.

You don't really know how to use that thing. It looks like you ruined her favorite shirt though, (not like there wasn't a whole lot of blood on it already.)

You are not safe at last from Kanaya Maryam.

>Karkat: Attempt to pap shoosh to safety.

New Rose<>Aranea Game (FILL TEAM:Roxy<3Autoresponder)

[ramus]

Your name is Rose Lalonde. You are presently waiting in a particularly prestigious cafe outside of your college that you presently attend, which is admittedly rather lackluster in appearance for your exquisite and refined taste.

Bluh! This coffee tastes like shit.

Abandoning your undisputably aversive beverage, you spot your psychology class partner, Aranea Serket, about to ingress into the cafe. Expeditiously, you reapply your eye shadow to remove any noticeable blemishes and return it to your book bag.

ARANEA: Hello Rose, I take it you are doing quite well today.
ROSE: Quite. I managed to salvage several of the otherwise believed to be eternally lost texts from that exceedingly archaic library downtown.
ROSE: In particular, I have obtained replicas of journals by Jean Piaget, Erik Erikson, William James, and Sigmund Freud. These books should serve as a solid base of knowledge for our research.
ARANEA: That's all good and well Rose, 8ut did we actually pick a specific topic to research? A strong 8ase of knowledge is always necessary 8ut we're going to 8e going no where.
ARANEA: Really, when all is said and done, we'll still have made no progress towards achieving a high grade in the class.
ROSE: As insignificant as I tend to find academic scoring, you do have a point. Perhaps we should fashion a survey of sorts and spread it around the school.
ARANEA: A nice idea, I guess, 8ut people have a tendency to ignore or lie on surveys. Not to mention, I have dou8ts many of them even 8other to check their emails.
ROSE: This is so bothersome, can I not just retreat into a suitably tenebrous room and study the various literature there.
ARANEA: If I didn't know any 8etter, I'd say you just spend your time having flushed feelings for a dead man named Freud and su8sequently a 8oner 8ulge for him too.
ROSE: How very insightful and Freudian. Any other aspects of my psyche you wish to divine out of your pompous rear? Perhaps my wanton need to do my mother or brother?
ROSE: Or the infinitesimal relation between wizards that I write of, their varied and well described wands, and how utterly similar they are to boners and ejaculation.
ROSE: Are you suggesting penis envy?
ARANEA: Ignoring your rather reaching statements, Freudian theory is largely outdated anyway. There have been a number of psychologists that have 8uilt upon and corrected his work anyway.
ARANEA: Now, I would say your need to make everything go back to penises and sex is pro8a8ly indicative of nymphomania.
ROSE: Hilarious, Aranea.
ARANEA: Regardless, you've given me an idea. May8e we should psychoanalyze some of our friends. An in depth analysis of their minds might lead us to something worth writing a8out and presenting.
ARANEA: I'm sure they'll lead to something interesting considering the very........ varied cases among them. ::::D
ROSE: You want to do this even though publishing such documents would be considered illegal?
ARANEA: Yes. ::::D

A devious smirk creeps across your face as you retrieve your journal from your bag.



>Rose: Select first victim to psychoanalyze.

New Aradia<3</<3Feferi Game (FILL: TEAM Aradia<3Jade)

[goblingrin]

Your name is Aradia Megido and it is only your second day in the Queendom of Camelot and you are already in the stocks. Your mother would not be proud to see you like this--hopefully, your guardian will not send a letter home to her about this. You were proud of yourself for standing up to the Queen's ward, Eridan Ampora, when he had been giving a servant a rough time during the knight's training, but most people didn't think low bloods picking fights with high bloods was acceptable. In fact, they were all too happy to pelt you with putrid produce while you were in the stocks.

You had resigned yourself to going home a mess when SHE appeared, pleasantly asking people to leave so she could have a word with you. It was your first time seeing Princess Feferi Peixes. She was as beautiful as word said, but you didn't hold out hope for word of her kindness being true. Highbloods, especially the royalty, were privileged prats. You were sure that she had only called off the people throwing food at you so she could offer up some worse punishment.

==> Ask the Princess what she has planned for you

Jade: FIND ANOTHER WAY TO COMMUNICATE WITH THIS GUY (FILL: TEAM JOHN<3ROSE)

[astrologicallydubious]

You think you'll try writing it down for him. He may not understand you when you speak but maybe he can read?



At least, you think that until you remember that you can't write because you don't have thumbs!!! Come on, get it together.



You'll have to try something else then!

> Jade: Interpretive dance.

>Roxy: Walk past the new girl (FILL: TEAM PARCELPYXIS)

[runespoor]

Lol, no way you are missing on GETTING 2 KNO a new student when luck throws one of them in your path first thing in the morning! Especially one that looks so interesting.

Your school gets its share of new kids, but most of them are TOTAL SQUARES and don’t last long. You do your best to make them FEEL WELCOME, get them all the ins with every crowd, but after a while they start getting that hunted look in their eyes and one day they don’t come back.

You’ve complained to Rose about it, but she never lets up on them: I am only doing my part to insure our school remains a HAVEN for those of us who DON’T FIT IN the mainstream overbearing culture of today – the GIFTED, the REJECTS, and the reforming YOUTHFUL DELINQUENTS of the county. If they have no wish to respect us, surely they would be better suited running back to a place where they are the oppressing majority?

It’s true a number of the new arrivals take really well to your school.

Take Kanaya, for instance: when she arrived, she was a reserved troll who hid herself unhappily in the same shapeless black T-shirts as all trolls do, and now she’s blossomed into a reserved, sarcastic-as-all-get-out troll who single-handedly defined troll swag and carries a chainsaw in her sequined handpurse! If she ever goes back, they’ll judge her TOO SASSY TO EXIST in troll society, and she’ll probably CHAINSAW THEM IN HALF WITH A FLOURISH. She and Rose are the sarcastic reigning queen HBICs of your school.

You like to think it’s kind of THANKS TO YOU, because you took Kanaya under your wing for about two hours before you introduced Kanaya to your sister and they proceeded to ROMANCENARK the shit out of each other.

Sometimes it doesn’t go so well, but the point is, you can’t judge a book by its cover or a troll by their clothes! Calliope cosplays to school almost every day, and no-one gives her shit about it! It’s your DUTY and VOCATION to BEFRIEND every new person who gets here, and help them figure out where to fit.

And sometimes you can tell just by looking at someone that they’re going to FIT RIGHT IN.

This new girl?

Ttlu goin 2 b a DOOZY.

You plant yourself in front of her – gosh you love her style – and beam at her.

> Roxy: Introduce yourself to new girl

Mod Note

[hso_mods]

It's stated in Rule #1 that "==> does not count as a command for new threads". Your posts should end with an instruction.

I've counted this with your points but just a reminder.

> Jade: Seek out Karkat and berate him for giving you troll pornography. (FILL: TEAM FEFERI<3JADE)

[nomyriad]

You find Karkat sitting in one of the many meteor common rooms with Rose.

Immediately you stomp over to him, puffing out your cheeks and trying to look as offended as possible.



JADE: next time you try to shove troll pornography onto me at least give some warning!!!
JADE: i would really like an explanation as to why you thought this would be appropriate!

> Karkat: Give an explanation.

Re: ==>ALPHA KARKAT: Defend yourself against this rude and stupid idiot. (FILL: TEAM JOHN<3KARKAT)

[twinsky]

((Wow so this is a lot of fun so I'm going to respond everyother time, also your art is so cute.))

Oh boy do you plan on doing that! Who does this you think he is insulting you like that, something is definitely wrong with this ones thinkpan, no wonder he died.

"Okay, listen here you slow minded wriggler, I have no idea what your problem with me is, I have done nothing to you, fucking hell this is my *FIRST TIME* even talking to you. Perhaps your addled little mind is unable to spot the difference between me and some other past dead version of me. Which is stupid because I'm the damn Alpha timeline don't you guys have some like sensor for that shit?"

He seems to be getting angrier, you don't really notice though, lost in your rant and all that.

"And besides I don't need to deal with the moronic whining of some dead version of me, even if you did manage to reach god-tier. After all you probably died *LONG* before I did and didn't have to do with *ANY* of the bullshit I had to. You probably had a nice easy simple game, besides the dying part, and even then you reached god-tier. You didn't have to watch your friends go mad and kill each other. Seriously you can take your pissy attitude and stuff it up your nook because all yu are doing is whining about pointless shit. Fuck, you would have made a ***HORRIBLE LEADER*** with that attitude."

You cross your arms over your chest with a pleased smile, you got your point across, and this little shit cant do anything about it. Wow he is being silent, probably realized what an idiot he is.

==> Dead Karkat: Do something.

((Eek sorry that's a lot of speech clumped together.))

> Dave: Try ignoring your creeping brother. (FILL: TEAM FEFERI<3JADE)

[nomyriad]

You try, but jesus christ is he a persistant kid. He's really taking irony to new creepy levels.

Eventually you end up lounging on the couch, flicking idly though TV channels. From the corner of your vision you can still see him lingering.



Is this some sort of game? Of who will crack first under the silent, awkward tension building? There's no way you're going to be the first back down.

...Still, you do hope that he would just say something real soon.

> Dirk: Say something.

> Greet the cosplaying friend (FILL: TEAM KARKAT<3KARKAT]

[janeybriggs]

It's Jade in her Iron Man suit! Man, it looks even better in real life. You are so jealous of her mad skills - it almost looks like a real robotic metal suit! You quickly walk towards each other.



Jade: hi john!!! you look great!
Jade: rose texted me and said shell be here soon, lets go find her!


She runs off. Luckily, with all the red and gold she's pretty easy to see!


>John: Follow Jade

Re: >uu: Draw another masterpiece. (FILL: TEAM JADE<3KARKAT)

[janeybriggs]

oh my gosh, this is so cUte!