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cephalopod ([personal profile] cephalopod) wrote in [community profile] hs_olympics 2012-06-26 04:15 am (UTC)

>Be the troll. (FILL: Alchemiter FRUITY RUMPUS)

You are TAVROS NITRAM and you almost fall backward out of your chair. You have just been BRUTALLY BEAT-SNIPED at your own computer, and that is the kind of sniping that you simply cannot allow to go without return fire.

You take a moment to gather your thoughts. These fires must be surgical in their precision. Tinkerbull hovers supportively nearby, ready to back your play, even if this isn't play at all but is instead the mightiest of mighty battles. Then, you WHIP IT OUT.


AT: yOUR BEATS ARE TOO THICK
AT: tO FLOW, tHEY ARE ACTUALLY SOLID, LIKE A BRICK,
AT: wHICH DROPS REALLY FAST, yOU WERE, RIGHT ABOUT THAT
AT: i THOUGHT mAYBE IT WAS, A, tRICK
AT: lIKE YOU WERE HIDING THE GOOD ONES BEHIND YOU IN A VAT
AT: bUT THEY FELL DOWN flat
AT: aND, tHAT WAS THAT, tHEY WERE VERY SAD BEATS
AT: wALKING AROUND ALL MOPEY THAT, nO ONE WILL GIVE THEM TREATS
AT: bECAUSE i HAVE THEM ALL
AT: mY ROOM IS FULL AND DOWN THE HALL
AT: tHERE IS NOTHING BUT sWEETS
AT: tHAT EVERYONE GAVE ME BECAUSE OF HOW GOOD MY BEATS
AT: aRE
AT: yOLO
AT: yOLO IS A tHING YOU SAY WHEN YOU'RE dONE rIGHT
AT: i THINK i'M DONE HERE
AT: i THINK i HAVE DROPPED THE MICROPHONE
AT: AND OTHER PEOPLE WILL, HAVE TO PICK UP, WHAT i HAVE PUT DOWN
AT: yOLO
AT: fOR REAL THIS TIME,

That bit about mopey beats, that was pure gold. If that rhyme had been a Fiduspawn card, it would have been a first-edition Flangehorker. Solid.



> Pick up what has been put down

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