hs_olympics | BONUS ROUND 2

Bonus Round 2

The Return of Round Robin Fanadventures

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Hi shippers! Welcome to Bonus Round 2.
Round Robin Fanadventures generated so much awesome stuff last year that we decided to bring it back!

For those who are new to HSO, this is not actually that complicated a concept, but it might be a little tricky to explain, so bear with me. The point of this round is to create a bunch of fanadventures that are for a team other than your own.

Rules

If you are starting a new adventure: start a new thread using the title format defined below. Include either text or 1-2 pieces of embedded art setting a scene (or both!), and finish with a command (==> does not count as a command for new threads). Then sit back and wait for someone else to contribute!
If you are continuing an adventure: find a thread that does not center around your team's ship. Then comment using the title format defined below. Include either text or 1-2 pieces of embedded art continuing the scene (or both!), and finish with a command (this can include ==>, though generally we would prefer otherwise). Then sit back and wait for someone else to contribute!
For ease of reading, we suggest using standardized image sizes. 600x400 landscape is a pretty good size! But as long as it's the same as the other images in the thread, people will have an easier time following along. The HTML for inserting images is <img src="http://yourimageurlhere.com">
For this challenge, there is no minimum wordcount. We are trusting you not to abuse that fact!
You may not comment twice in a row in one adventure. The point is to hand off the scene like a hot potato.
You may not introduce or create for your team's ship into a fanadventure. If someone else introduces your team's ship to a thread, you can still contribute to that thread so long as your contributions do not involve your ship.
This challenge will run until 11:59PM EDT July 7. After that time, even if it's just by a minute according to the LJ timestamp, no submissions will be accepted for points.

NOTES:

Audio posts are fine, so long as you include a transcript.
Please make sure to check that your titles are correct!
You may answer commands that have already been answered. Think of it like a 'choose your own adventure' game!

Title Format
If you are starting a new thread, use this format in your title.

Replace [THEIR SHIP] with the ship you want this particular fanadventure thread to be. Remember that you cannot create a fanadventure based on your own ship. Whatever ship you choose must be represented by a HSO team not your own. The only exception is gen adventures, which are permitted.
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with. If your team name is not in this format and in the title it may not be counted.

If you are continuing a thread, use this format in your title.

Replace [COMMAND] with whatever command the previous fill has specified.
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your title is not in this format it may not be counted.

Posts not using this format in the title will be understood to be unofficial discussion posts, no matter what they contain. They, like all comments on the comm, are subject to the Wank Policy.

Scoring
(as stated here)
First 5 entries per team: 30 (per entry)
Entries 6-10: 20 (per entry)
Entries 11-15: 10 (per entry)
Entries 16+: 5 (per entry)

All fanadventure content must be created new for this round.

We would prefer that any questions about this challenge or anything else in the HSO be emailed to us at homestuck.shipping AT gmail!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

You are TAVROS NITRAM and you almost fall backward out of your chair. You have just been BRUTALLY BEAT-SNIPED at your own computer, and that is the kind of sniping that you simply cannot allow to go without return fire.

You take a moment to gather your thoughts. These fires must be surgical in their precision. Tinkerbull hovers supportively nearby, ready to back your play, even if this isn't play at all but is instead the mightiest of mighty battles. Then, you WHIP IT OUT.

AT: yOUR BEATS ARE TOO THICK
AT: tO FLOW, tHEY ARE ACTUALLY SOLID, LIKE A BRICK,
AT: wHICH DROPS REALLY FAST, yOU WERE, RIGHT ABOUT THAT
AT: i THOUGHT mAYBE IT WAS, A, tRICK
AT: lIKE YOU WERE HIDING THE GOOD ONES BEHIND YOU IN A VAT
AT: bUT THEY FELL DOWN flat
AT: aND, tHAT WAS THAT, tHEY WERE VERY SAD BEATS
AT: wALKING AROUND ALL MOPEY THAT, nO ONE WILL GIVE THEM TREATS
AT: bECAUSE i HAVE THEM ALL
AT: mY ROOM IS FULL AND DOWN THE HALL
AT: tHERE IS NOTHING BUT sWEETS
AT: tHAT EVERYONE GAVE ME BECAUSE OF HOW GOOD MY BEATS
AT: aRE
AT: yOLO
AT: yOLO IS A tHING YOU SAY WHEN YOU'RE dONE rIGHT
AT: i THINK i'M DONE HERE
AT: i THINK i HAVE DROPPED THE MICROPHONE
AT: AND OTHER PEOPLE WILL, HAVE TO PICK UP, WHAT i HAVE PUT DOWN
AT: yOLO
AT: fOR REAL THIS TIME,

That bit about mopey beats, that was pure gold. If that rhyme had been a Fiduspawn card, it would have been a first-edition Flangehorker. Solid.

> Pick up what has been put down

You are now Squarewave.

Okay, you have to admit, you are actually kind of impressed. While the troll is still amateur, he does have a keen audio input device you mean ear when it comes to this sort of thing. It's entirely possible that one day he will become a formidable rival. One day isn't today. But maybe someday.

You feel electricity buzz through your circuits, heating up capacitors and racing through transistors. It's not at all like adrenaline, but you can pretend. Your analog mind humming, you take only a few beats before shooting back a reply.

VV: D-D-D-DAMN, T-BRO!!!
VV: YOU'RE UP AND ON IT GONNA LAY IT DOWN LOW
VV: GETTIN WITH THE GROVE, BUSTIN RHYMES LIKE YOU KNOW
VV: WHAT IT TAKES TO BE KING OF THE WORD FLOW!!!
VV: BUT CHECK IT, CHECK IT, CHECK IT OUT
VV: YOU'RE STILL SELLIN COOKIES LIKE SOME GIRL SCOUT
VV: WITHOUT EVEN KNOWIN WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT
VV: TO BE KING
VV: KING OF THE RING
VV: GETTIN HIT WITH WHACK BLING
VV: CAUSE MY RHYMES ARE FLYIN HIGH
VV: GOT SOME WIND BENEATH THEIR WINGS
VV: THEY'RE LOADED
VV: LOCKED AND LOADED
VV: LIKE GUN ABOUT TO BE EXPLODED
VV: AND YOU'RE STANDIN HERE ALL ALONE
VV: WITHOUT A THRONE
VV: YOUR MIND OVERLOADED!!!
VV: YOU SAY MY SICK WORDS ARE JUST FALLIN FLAT
VV: BUT IT'S REALLY YOU WHO'S GOTTA LOOK OUT
VV: CAUSE YOU'VE ALREADY GONE AND DROPPED THE HAT
VV: AND NOW GONNA GET HIT WITH A BASEBALL BAT
VV: PCHOOOOOOOO!!! THERE IT GOES RIGHT OUTTA THE PARK
VV: I'M ON FIRE, BUT YOU'RE BURNING WITH MY EVERY REMARK
VV: GONNA DINE ON YOUR WHINE LIKE A MAKO SHARK
VV: WORD UP, GET YOUR HEAD UP, LOOK OUT T-BRO
VV: NOW'S YOUR TIME TO TRY AND SHINE, YOLO, YOLO!!!

> Tavros: Shine!

BONUS ROUND 2

Bonus Round 2

Comments have been screened; we will be tallying the points over the next 48 hours or so, after which we will unscreen the comments. Comments have been unscreened! You may continue the fanadventures on this post as long as you like, though we will not be awarding further points.

>Be the troll. (FILL: Alchemiter FRUITY RUMPUS)

Pick up what has been put down (FILL: TEAM GAMZEE<3<TEREZI)