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ellipsometry ([personal profile] ellipsometry) wrote in [community profile] hs_olympics 2012-07-08 03:49 am (UTC)

Dave: Describe the others on the plane (FILL: Team John<3Jade<3Karkat)

ok so lemme give you the inventory
we got
one (1) lame bespectacled prankster with buck teeth that could probably rival yours
actually
i think you might have him beat those are some wicked ass chompers
could knaw a nasty bite out of the motherfucking titanic if you wanted to
honestly im surprised youre not just chewing through my parachute to get me out

rude!!!

She head-butts you in the chest warningly, hands still moving nimbly trying to get you de-tangled.

You're sure if this is really the time, but you've got a pretty nice view of some choice scantily-clad jungle babe from here. You clear your throat and continue.

yeah thats me
mr rude
voted most likely to be rude four years running at rude academy

stop being a dork and tell me about the other people!
ok ok
so like i said we got basically your brother from another mother if those teeth are anything to go by
plus one sour-faced blonde broad
a short, nubby, shouty guy who never shuts the fuck up
and an equally short blind chick who sees by licking everything
and i mean
everything

weird!!
youre telling me babe

She unties the final knot and you feel yourself slip from the parachute. Actually, considering that you were hanging from a tree branch fifty feet above the ground, it's probably not good that you're slipping this much HOLY SHIT YOU'RE FALLING, YOU'RE FALLING, ABORT MISSION--

Jade: Save the falling boy!!

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