hs_olympics | BONUS ROUND 2

Bonus Round 2

The Return of Round Robin Fanadventures

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Hi shippers! Welcome to Bonus Round 2.
Round Robin Fanadventures generated so much awesome stuff last year that we decided to bring it back!

For those who are new to HSO, this is not actually that complicated a concept, but it might be a little tricky to explain, so bear with me. The point of this round is to create a bunch of fanadventures that are for a team other than your own.

Rules

If you are starting a new adventure: start a new thread using the title format defined below. Include either text or 1-2 pieces of embedded art setting a scene (or both!), and finish with a command (==> does not count as a command for new threads). Then sit back and wait for someone else to contribute!
If you are continuing an adventure: find a thread that does not center around your team's ship. Then comment using the title format defined below. Include either text or 1-2 pieces of embedded art continuing the scene (or both!), and finish with a command (this can include ==>, though generally we would prefer otherwise). Then sit back and wait for someone else to contribute!
For ease of reading, we suggest using standardized image sizes. 600x400 landscape is a pretty good size! But as long as it's the same as the other images in the thread, people will have an easier time following along. The HTML for inserting images is <img src="http://yourimageurlhere.com">
For this challenge, there is no minimum wordcount. We are trusting you not to abuse that fact!
You may not comment twice in a row in one adventure. The point is to hand off the scene like a hot potato.
You may not introduce or create for your team's ship into a fanadventure. If someone else introduces your team's ship to a thread, you can still contribute to that thread so long as your contributions do not involve your ship.
This challenge will run until 11:59PM EDT July 7. After that time, even if it's just by a minute according to the LJ timestamp, no submissions will be accepted for points.

NOTES:

Audio posts are fine, so long as you include a transcript.
Please make sure to check that your titles are correct!
You may answer commands that have already been answered. Think of it like a 'choose your own adventure' game!

Title Format
If you are starting a new thread, use this format in your title.

Replace [THEIR SHIP] with the ship you want this particular fanadventure thread to be. Remember that you cannot create a fanadventure based on your own ship. Whatever ship you choose must be represented by a HSO team not your own. The only exception is gen adventures, which are permitted.
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with. If your team name is not in this format and in the title it may not be counted.

If you are continuing a thread, use this format in your title.

Replace [COMMAND] with whatever command the previous fill has specified.
Replace [YOUR SHIP] with the name of the team YOU belong to; please use the characters and quadrant, not whatever portmanteau or nickname you've come up with.
If your title is not in this format it may not be counted.

Posts not using this format in the title will be understood to be unofficial discussion posts, no matter what they contain. They, like all comments on the comm, are subject to the Wank Policy.

Scoring
(as stated here)
First 5 entries per team: 30 (per entry)
Entries 6-10: 20 (per entry)
Entries 11-15: 10 (per entry)
Entries 16+: 5 (per entry)

All fanadventure content must be created new for this round.

We would prefer that any questions about this challenge or anything else in the HSO be emailed to us at homestuck.shipping AT gmail!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Let's be real, there's not much of a choice here. You are lucky Tarzanette hasn't demanded you put on a leopardskin thong for her viewing pleasure, or just decided to leave you here until her adoptive gorilla family horde came to screw your head off.

k
cool
you let me down, i help you round up all those other douchebags
we get escorted off your territory singing a touching song of sweet farewell happy ending for everybody in this jungle book
right
weeeeeeeellllllll...................................
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sheesh yeah why am i even playing along with your silly babble :B of course i'm going to get you all out of here as fast as possible!
nonlethally
sorry maam but that point is just nonnegotiable im afraid ill have to hang here and attract all your mosquito friends away from you if we cant come to an agreement on that
i'm not actually super keen on shooting a whole planeful of people who it seems just got unlucky!
if there's any funny business i'm going to take care of it but as things stand i think we can work together here.
now while i get you loose why don't you tell me about how many people were on the plane
and what they're like!

> Dave: Describe the others on the plane.

Edited 2012-07-07 18:37 (UTC)

ok so lemme give you the inventory
we got
one (1) lame bespectacled prankster with buck teeth that could probably rival yours
actually
i think you might have him beat those are some wicked ass chompers
could knaw a nasty bite out of the motherfucking titanic if you wanted to
honestly im surprised youre not just chewing through my parachute to get me out
rude!!!

She head-butts you in the chest warningly, hands still moving nimbly trying to get you de-tangled.

You're sure if this is really the time, but you've got a pretty nice view of some choice scantily-clad jungle babe from here. You clear your throat and continue.

yeah thats me
mr rude
voted most likely to be rude four years running at rude academy
stop being a dork and tell me about the other people!
ok ok
so like i said we got basically your brother from another mother if those teeth are anything to go by
plus one sour-faced blonde broad
a short, nubby, shouty guy who never shuts the fuck up
and an equally short blind chick who sees by licking everything
and i mean
everything
weird!!
youre telling me babe

She unties the final knot and you feel yourself slip from the parachute. Actually, considering that you were hanging from a tree branch fifty feet above the ground, it's probably not good that you're slipping this much HOLY SHIT YOU'RE FALLING, YOU'RE FALLING, ABORT MISSION--

Jade: Save the falling boy!!

BONUS ROUND 2

Bonus Round 2

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Dave: Make a deal (FILL: TEAM KARKAT<3NEPETA)

Dave: Describe the others on the plane (FILL: Team John<3Jade<3Karkat)